#thirstposting

[livyjh]

I just know it’s huge

[lizacaderaz]

These thighs save lives

[tapacamino]

Like I'm absolutely agreed on board with Manousos being a dude instead of a woman because I just want to keep things platonic in the plot and want a cool male and female friendship on my screen with no sexual tension for once. That is genuinely the main reason.

But I also have to confess to another selfish, secondary reason, which isn't really a confession because I ain't ashamed: I'm bisexual and I want to look at a hot male and female hero on my screen at the same time. I'm feasting like a hagfish at a whale fall.

[jeankirschteinluvr]

I WANT HIM SO BAD MY TOES ARE CURLING

[corazondebeskar-reads]

making old man joel put his readers on to fuck

he’d be so grumpy like “I can see ya jus’ fine without ‘em”

ok but they’re hot

[wrestledownlow]

I wanna bury my face in his hairy chest and motorboat his tiddies

Sorry I disappeared yall 😭

[mazoga-the-dork]

Doing dungeons repeatedly to level Trusts is a royal pain in the arse but the reward is you get to hear Thancred say "you're mine" and "prepare yourself" a lot

[cesienthusiast]

YOU’RE TELLING ME THEY MADE LEON A DILF??!!?!?!! 🤯🤯🤯