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if I was some powerful old ass vampire on my little iPad minding my own evil business and my current man was on the couch telling this guy how his ex dick was so insane it was better than black tar heroin I’d probably jump the balcony but that’s just me

#skdjghsdk armand girl LEAVE HIM #iwtv

cipher-fresh

The 10th Doctor actively dying of radiation poisoning: I need to….schedule Jack Harkness…a gay sex appointment

cipher-fresh

[ID: Three screenshots from The End of Time. Jack looks at a note given to him by a bartender given by the Doctor, saying "His name is Alonso." Then, a shot of the Doctor's face standing across from Jack in the bar, then Jack saluting him. /End ID]

#king #dr who

cupidsncheerios

do you ever think about how the recording of come to me that louis showed daniel was lestat’s voice, not antoinette’s, which means at some point in their post-drop failfamily arrangement louis was like “yeah, my husband and daughter fucking hate eachother, he’s cheating on me and she’s plotting his murder, but also. that song was kinda fire” and forced lestat to re-record it in a studio with a band and then brought that with him all throughout wwii europe. what a fucking maniac

#yes girl i think about thsi CONSTANTLY!!!!!#he kept it for 80 years and then DIGITIZED IT #insane behavior this is why hes my favorite #iwtv

onebigbroccoli

This is the funniest god damn thing to me rn

My poor fucking baby man

#the book is CLEARLY daniel's biased POV omg this is so promising #cant wait to see him lose it in real time!!!!!!!#his music career is a REVENGE career #iwtv

hgedits

play dumb! (not that dumb!)

#louis du lac worst liar in history we're so back #one 3 minute clip had me Vibrating im not gonna survive the season!!!!#iwtv

crystal-mouse

Bad girls do it well

#happy threshold day #national holiday #Star Trek

lenin-it-to-win-it

The real reason garak got exiled was for doing drag under the name Gulp DuCock

#this is so funny and none of my friends watch ds9 so i have no one to share it with :(#star trek

ipad-baby-armand

*cue the sounds of muffled arguing from their coffins*

#through the closed coffins lmao #5 minutes later they crack and are making out #iwtv

reticent-vampire

INTERVIEW WITH THE VAMPIRE 2.03 "No Pain"

#this was the scene that converted me to a lestat girlie #what if you were on a date w your new man and your ex was seranading you in the corner going 'he wont treat you like i did baby'#they were CRAZY for this #iwtv

probablynottola

Loumand x Reductress Titles

(I love their failmarriage I love Loumand, I love betting on losing dogs)

#the hilarious thing is that i went into s2 100% ready to root for them and then was wrong IMMEDIATELY #iwtv

and-fishing-equipment

when daniel is too tired to put up with armand he can probably entertain him by using a laser pointer. i just feel like whatever carefully crafted facade armand has built could be instantly annihilated by a dancing red point of light. he's like if a cat could fly and set fire to objects with its mind.

#iwtv