Excellent Friend! How Sincerely Did You Love Me

hetalia, bttf, spn, ram, bkmc. sometimes fic writer and fan artist. also find me @lonepinetimeline. art tag #biathelart

[femdahmer]

you found it disgusting and immoral i found it sexy and arousing that’s why i’m happier than you

[dogpuppy]

[nineteenyearoldmeblog]

im fucking crying

[ch0t0-tara]

Canada, USA, and Mexico all lost.... theres no more CUM in the world cup anymore 💔💔💔💔 doodle inspired by this evil twisted cruel and brutal reality...

[but-the-library-of-alexandria]

truly wild how driving really does become like piloting a mech after a while. like it sounds so car-bro-y but the car genuinely does become like an extension of your body. your muscles are simply making the correct micro-movements to perfectly manouvre a giant piece of machinery through a constantly moving maze while your brain is busy singing karaoke. you can physically feel when a gap is too small for your car-sona to fit through, like a cat putting its whiskers into a crevice. your brain is suddenly able to do on-the-fly s=d/t calculations in a milisecond and tell you exactly how quickly you need to move to avoid an oncoming vehicle while turning across the road. why does driving unlock the unused 89% of my brain

[copperbadge]

What the hell.

Is that what driving is for most people? I looked in the notes expecting to see a bunch of bewildered reactions but everyone is agreeing with OP and it's not that I don't believe you, but like.

I drove for years and hated every second of it because I was constantly aware of the fact that I was in charge of a massive chunk of speeding steel and glass capable of causing death if I sneezed at the wrong moment. Not for a single second did the car feel like a part of me. Driving always felt deeply unnatural and highly dangerous. It is indeed Wild to think that the vast majority of people apparently smoothly mind-meld with their car.

No wonder I hate driving so much. Everyone else is having a fun Carsona drift experience while I'm strapped into the pilot seat of a complicated memory game whose penalty for losing is dismemberment.

[naitorii]

I love thinking about how this actually unfolded

[kikmessenger]

sits on my own blog like it’s the edge of a lake wistfully

[kikmessenger]

skips a stone over a few posts

[cuppydogshane]

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

[cuppydogshane]

MESSAGE TO ALL SICKOS: LIVE FOREVER

[sagegarnish]

I'm gonna have to make a supercut at the end of all the series just for my own amusement because I'M LOSING MY MIND

[pipshinwhatever]

logging onto tumblr like heyyy i'm thinking about the same character i've spent the past few weeks thinking about. no change here. just wanted to let yall know

[biathelstan]

just got the best ao3 comment ever: “I usually stay away from underage sex but your fic made me a little hard”

[biathelstan]

They used to screen back to the future at random ass theaters in the summer. we used to be a country

[biathelstan]

Now I’m forced to drive at least an hour to some artsy specialty cinema where they have to describe it as a “classic sci-fi retro throwback” to? try to attract a younger crowd? but the theatre is going to be filled with millenials and gen Xers anyway

[biathelstan]

They used to screen back to the future at random ass theaters in the summer. we used to be a country

[biathelstan]

whenever I go to the bank to renew my cd i turn into alex p keaton

[brucespringsteen]

Enough of this. Now put on caramelldansen

[biathelstan]

celebrating this fourth of july by watching supernatural season 5 episode 16, “dark side of the moon”

[biathelstan]

“if I’m in heaven then where’s sam?” :(

[biathelstan]

celebrating this fourth of july by watching supernatural season 5 episode 16, “dark side of the moon”