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                                  if they could look up they’d see                               ❛ HEY. somebody’s on the ROOF.  ❜

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i gota develop my hb / hh verse huh... mnhm. mnhm. probably gotta draw my icons for this hkjfds

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                                  if they could look up they’d see                               ❛ HEY. somebody’s on the ROOF.  ❜

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dcadmom​:

@hcppyhotel you asked for this .

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             ❝ you give me SUCH a boner. ❞

              pulls out a bone ; hands it to you.

             ❝ it’s a femur. ❞

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          does a little pose which awes and inspires u...

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i remembered this blog exists. hello how are you.

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now form a line, and i’ll assign a place and time for us to sign. it’s dandy and fine, so don’t ya whine. it was your choice, and 𝚗𝚘𝚠 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚛𝚎 𝚖𝚒𝚗𝚎.

let’s seal our deal, ‘tis such a steal ! let’s cut the spiel, and grab the kill ! please take this quill, and feel the thrill… per this agreement, 𝚢𝚘𝚞’𝚕𝚕 𝚍𝚘 𝚖𝚢 𝚠𝚒𝚕𝚕.

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*  (  lydia  .

✦ ; .                              ❛ - oh, - ❜ HERE WE GO. ❛ - so i’m not invisible too ? maybe it’s just going easier for you since you’re invisible in the LITERAL sense since this whole world is going blind from their illusioned paradise, or maybe it’s because i’m finally getting recognized at home. you think anyone other than dad, delia && the maitlands see me ?? i’m lucky if i even get a HELLO from the doorstops. - ❜

                               ❛ - god you’re insensitive sometimes. - ❜

         ❝ wait, what -- ❞ he blinks, leaning back a bit. what the HELL was going on about ? that wasn’t what he meant at all. he COULDN’T EVEN TOUCH the living if he wanted to. the most he could do was LIGHT FIREPLACES and close doors. maybe if he was BORED ENOUGH, he could fuck with cabinets, but that was IT ! the whole point of his curse was that he was, LITERALLY, INVISIBLE by EVERYONE that wasn’t ALIVE.

         ❝ i just wanted to talk about MURDER -- what the hell are you talking about, lyds ?❞

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*  (  lydia  !

✦ ; .                              ❛ - right, because dead people don’t have to worry about the ‘getting away with it’ part. - ❜

          ❝ well, when you’re INVISIBILE, ya gotta work with what ya got.❞

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@dcadmom​ :

lydia vc : do you have a plan for murder, or are you just flying by the seat of your pants here -

            ❝ hey, WHO PLANS FOR MURDER ? the excitement is in the rush when you just go for it ! ❞

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lydia / someone : beej, i got a problem, what should i do ? )-:

beej :

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@dreametch​​​ said:

‘  so much is going on!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! it’s too much!!!!!!!!!!!!! i just want to sleep in the forest for 190 years!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! i’m tired leave me alone!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!  ’ from lydia :)

                   MOST POPULAR. / ACCEPTING.

             ❝ whoa, take a step back in your DOC MARTENS and chill for a sec, lyds. ❞ what the hell was goin’ on ? arms crossed over his chest as he watches her, leaning back in an invisible chair, a leg crossed over the other with a quizical expression on his face.  ❝ what happened ? did you fail that math test ? i’m tellin’ you, we should REALLY just kill your math teacher ! that’s an automatic a right there ! what are they gonna do ? FAIL YOU because your math teacher died ? c’mon, let’s go for it ! ❞

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      ❝ THE LYDIAS ARE TALKING, THE LYDIAS ARE TALKING !! ❞

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i hate the thought of having to move, but it seems like i’m not gonna have a choice.

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i’m not home but like for a beej in ur inbox