*pokes you*

19 /Argentina 🇦🇷/ any pronouns / I'm just lurking here to see art of my faves

[bichobolitaa]

[softnwonderful]

every time I think "no voy a sufrir, esta vez no" and every god damn time they prove me wrong.

[fangsitaqzz]

[wingamy24]

i feel so bad for non-argentinians like what do you mean you're missing out on the best news channel, crónica tv

("spongebob was found drunk in public")

("drunk driver almost caused a tragedy. batman as the only witness.)

("claims that he was discriminated against for being handsome")

("meow")

("manchita broke the quarantine and can't get down")

[plague-vulture]

washing dishes is evil because you go "oh fuck there's so many dishes this is gonna take foreverrr" and then you enter the dish abyss and emerge with your abdomen somehow covered in water and your hands all wrinky and then you look at the clock and what felt like half an hour was actually 10 minutes

[mimill3]

Invasion

[delphissoracle]

anywaysss. FELIZ DIA DE LA INDEPENDENCIA

“Los ricos y los terratenientes se niegan a luchar, no quieren mandar a sus hijos a la batalla, me dicen que enviarán tres sirvientes por cada hijo solo para no tener que pagar las multas, dicen que a ellos no les importa seguir siendo una colonia. Sus hijos quedan en sus casas gordos y cómodos, un día se sabrá que esta patria fue liberada por los pobres y los hijos de los pobres, nuestros indios y los negros que ya no volverán a ser esclavos de nadie.” General José De San Martín.

[bichobolitaa]

Estaba viendo videos de pájaros y mi gata boluda empezó a intentar cazarlos por la pantalla

[deslizada]

man sometimes friendship really is just "I saw this and knew it would give you psychic damage. please respond with agony" and then they do. and it's great

[elbiotipo]

Y MÁS AÚN OPINO QUE FRANCIA DEBE SER DESTRUIDA

[transmetropolitan]

Postea a este Messi ganzero de la suerte para anular mufa y traer prosperidad

[DI: Messi, el mejor jugador del mundo, con ropa de entrenamiento de la selección argentina, usando su mano izquierda para acomodarse el terrible pedazo de 47cm que guarda entre las piernas]

[libraford]

Googled something about quick hydration and it suggested big jug of water, couple tbsp pickle juice, dash of lime juice.

Its surprisingly tasty????

[libraford]

Pleased to report that after a day of this i am not longer craving caper brine and my mouth is not dry as usual. There's some good suggestions in the notes too that I want to try.

-ancient roman posca: water, red or white wine vinegar, honey, salt, herbs (coriander, mint, thyme)

-switchel: water, ginger, vinegar, sweetener, lemon, salt

-ayran: yogurt, water, salt, mint

-Agua pepino: water, cucumbers, lime, sugar, optional mint.

[libraford]

I have been reminded of:

-shrub: vinegar, sida water, elderberry (or other berry), sugar.

[libraford]

I have now been informed of

-sekanjabin: honey, vinegar, mint, water.

[libraford]

"Wow, I wonder why this post was popular this week."

-sees the reports of the heatwave in Europe-

"... ah."

[aureatelaureate]

The thing for me about making a choices matter video game is that the games I play are ridiculously hard to beat in terms of choices mattering

[magneatio]

came across this image on pinterest and straight up almost burst into tears…. vibes for JUNE

[eleivelui-deactivated20230224]

[lungfished]

Didnt watch the game but Belgium are you ready to die

[donemer]

Throwing out another s’witpost onto the hellsite again, the Morag Tong has been occupying 80% of my brain