Rey de la Milanesa. Futuro fiambre

jamás van a matarme 🇦🇷

[fagstaynight]

i scrolled onto this post and this song started playing. what? why? is this his theme music? why does he have a theme? Who are you young sir

[milanesa42]

They hate me for my whimsy and joyful posting

[animentality]

[thegoodmorningman]

Good Morning. I'm watching.

[milanesa42]

Google used to show you millions upon millions of images in your search results.

Nowadays they throw you 30 unrelated results to the thing you asked for and then hit you with this

[milanesa42]

nadie contra quién restregarme de manera inmunda

[camerahoax]

men got a taste of women's beauty standards and immediately started bashing their facial bones with hammers

[stuckinapril]

“Do it scared” “do it alone” are all great tips, but my biggest takeaway from therapy is do it messy. This is especially true if you’re getting out of a burnout, which I experience often. Literally just do it messy. You don’t need to pick the perfect trail to walk, the perfect playlist to listen to, whatever the fuck it is. You don’t need to have a meticulous to do list and wake up at the exact time you planned and drink the exact amount of water you planned to drink. Like the biggest thing for people like me to remember is sometimes it’s okay to do it messy. Put on a random yt workout and just get it done in sweats. Do 5 minutes of a daunting task and go from there. Sometimes just getting up is a win during intense burnouts or depressive funks. Literally just do it messy.

[soulren]

Hanging out with me and you keep getting annoyed cause you think I keep sighing loudly but it's actually wind rushing through my strangely hollow interior and I blow away

[bird-gifs-collection-agency]

While its eyes are not as big as its mummy's, this baby tawny frogmouth is still using its beady peepers to see the best it can

[kosmonauttihai]

A baby Dragon I painted on Alien Day.

[milanesa42]

I want pictures. Pictures of your genitals or you in your underwear in my DMs right now!

[segamascott]

[bunniebun-juice]

bwaaaaaaaaa

[milanesa42]

en un grupo de wasap: "inscribite a este curso entrando a la pagina web"

yo: "hola entré a la pagina pero el enlace de inscripción está roto no me lleva a ningun formulario"

la misma persona: "podés inscribirte entrando a la web" *manda el mismo link *

el link está en las historias destacadas de instagram de una cuenta, pero como no tengo instagram no me deja verlo…. y en vez de hacerme la gauchada, abrir la historia, copiar el link, y mandarlo al grupo, la mina pone "mirá este es el mail de la gente que da el curso, escribiles a ellos"

NO LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ AHORA NO ME INSCRIBO NADA

[milanesa42]

JAJAJAJAJA LRPM ni la persona que mandó la información sobre el curso encuentra el formulario

[milanesa42]

"link en bio" has done irreparable damage to the human race

[milanesa42]

"link en bio" por qué no te pegas un tiro?

[milanesa42]

en un grupo de wasap: "inscribite a este curso entrando a la pagina web"

yo: "hola entré a la pagina pero el enlace de inscripción está roto no me lleva a ningun formulario"

la misma persona: "podés inscribirte entrando a la web" *manda el mismo link *

el link está en las historias destacadas de instagram de una cuenta, pero como no tengo instagram no me deja verlo…. y en vez de hacerme la gauchada, abrir la historia, copiar el link, y mandarlo al grupo, la mina pone "mirá este es el mail de la gente que da el curso, escribiles a ellos"

NO LA PUTA QUE TE PARIÓ AHORA NO ME INSCRIBO NADA