Rey de la Milanesa. Futuro fiambre

jamás van a matarme 🇦🇷

[fagstaynight]

i scrolled onto this post and this song started playing. what? why? is this his theme music? why does he have a theme? Who are you young sir

[milanesa42]

They hate me for my whimsy and joyful posting

[outsidewolves]

[milanesa42]

amo Half Life 2, todos los capítulos tienen al menos una cosa que odio

[latinamamiix]

stop with that nonchalant shit and bark for me

[anarqueeen]

My gf loves playing with my dick in bed because it's "like a little fidget toy"

[anarqueeen]

Normal sized fidget toy

[fuckblast]

The really weird autistic sweet spot where you just say things you think and people find you super funny

[mesmir-ized]

[prunsel]

if you've ever pet more than a few dogs you'd Know what dog residue is

[milanesa42]

nadie contra quién restregarme de manera inmunda

[milanesa42]

me tiene re bloqueado ese

[dogpuppy]

[earhartsease]

on it boss

[greenflamethegf]

Neurotypicals explaing social queues be like

[victusinveritas]

[eebie]

having mutuals who are in their late 20s/30s feels like this

[akashicrecord]

You have turned this glory hole into a hole of dishonor and you must leave immediately

[milanesa42]

me if being guilty was a crime

[punkitt-is-here]

Lesbian girl named Rock Papers who....well, you'll never guess what she does

[milanesa42]

mutual let me touch them i promise i will just touch them nothing more *hides a suspiciously boob-shaped box behind my back*

[thehowlingowl-deactivated202309]

“I am here for you, my love.”

[shakeit-bakeit-bootyquakeit]