Rey de la Milanesa. Futuro fiambre

jamás van a matarme 🇦🇷

[fagstaynight]

i scrolled onto this post and this song started playing. what? why? is this his theme music? why does he have a theme? Who are you young sir

[milanesa42]

They hate me for my whimsy and joyful posting

[furryprovocateur]

[milanesa42]

[manuciruja]

they should make a strap that's like part of your body. has anyone tried this

[bisexual-space-cowboy]

when i become governor of ursal ill make this a priority. probably 15 on the list

[softnwonderful]

is "mandatory m-preg" on the top 14?

[milanesa42]

I volunteer to get the strap RIGHT NOW, start and don't stop until the technology is perfected. c'mon people we have work to do stop wasting time!!!

[elphabruhhhh]

Y’all aren’t ready, elfie is abt to get harness trained so I can have her out and about as a shoulder parrot cat :D

[elphabruhhhh]

Ok I stand corrected

[escuerzoresucitado]

[milanesa42]

alma de albañil porque se me escapa el rosquete del pantalón cada vez que me siento, agacho, acuesto y simplemente muevo

[spidersinmysoup]

[milanesa42]

you can't put a belt on these buns

[spidersinmysoup]

Bro doesnt know where bro belt supposed to go bro

[milanesa42]

[milanesa42]

alma de albañil porque se me escapa el rosquete del pantalón cada vez que me siento, agacho, acuesto y simplemente muevo

[spidersinmysoup]

[milanesa42]

you can't put a belt on these buns

[milanesa42]

cada día que no la pongo es un día más en el que posteo acá en tunblr

pónganse las pilas

[milanesa42]

alma de albañil porque se me escapa el rosquete del pantalón cada vez que me siento, agacho, acuesto y simplemente muevo

[spidersinmysoup]

Que lindo conejito

[milanesa42]

tiene puesta una de estas

[spidersinmysoup]

Hola lindo, dónde vas tan limpio?

[milanesa42]

al baño a hacer caca jeje

[milanesa42]

[officialpenisenvy]

calling a mutual by their name and having to check you're right like omg what if they transitioned and changed their name in the twelve hours since i last saw them on my dash

[i-enact-postvore]

You ever think about many peices of media have zero women and thats just perfectly normal but if a peice of media has an all female cast people get... like that? Women should be allowed to kill over this btw

[barstoolblues]

mozzarella and parmesan is kind of like the age gap yuri of cheese

[sawed-on-shotgun]

the human body when you use it and exist in it