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[biggaybunny]

Tumblr staff: ten options is enough for polls, right? No one needs more than that on a regular basis. The average tumblr user: Hey guys which element of the periodic table do you think is the most fuckable?

[that-house]

[skopostheorie]

I feel like the only person not tempted to use ChatGPT like it doesn't even occur to me as an option

[skopostheorie]

Anyway shoutout to the person next to me who just got GPT to do their whole essay. I know you're in the trenches.

[skopostheorie]

[skopostheorie]

[small-potato]

my greatest fear is that one day i will make a big post

[big-fuckin-potato]

BUDDY IF YOU EVER DECIDE YOU WANT TO MAKE A BIG POST I'LL BE HERE TO GUIDE YOU THROUGH EVERY STEP OF THE WAY

[small-potato]

aaaaa afraid

[vc-allthetime]

if you’re on tumblr and over the age of 24 it means the mental illness won

[andjablogge]

[kumboochies]

[forcefemme-vigilante]

she let me hit cause. because I'm uh. it's cause I asked real nicey.

[succubusboyfriend]

so my thought was, “if i fuse a rocket to my shield and shield surf, i can skate across the river!”

that’s not what happened though ):

[succubusboyfriend]

funny story, i didn't have it yet, this was on the way to get it

[aidaronan]

Hi, it's me, your totally legitimate new follower ivanakarraht293.

[ivanakarraht293]

What did I ever do to you

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

I have a new coworker and my boss was like “oh yeah one of the reasons I hired him was because I thought you’d get along”. Which

sort of makes me feel like a cheetah in a zoo getting assigned a service dog to help tame my neuroses

kind of offends me because he’s a mellow nerdy socialist flatcap pinstripe vest beardguy who I’m sure plays accordion or banjo or ukulele, which is a whole Type of Guy

frustrates me because I DO genuinely like and get along with him… goddammit it’s working…

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

oh he’s bisexual that explains it

[chaumas-deactivated20240115]

not to jump the gun but he might be my new best friend

[sloppystyle]

[thunderpibb]

i love when they draw a carrot on top of the carrot cake just to remind you this aint no ordinary fuckin cake youre dealing with

[unrelenting-usurper]

Sign at my local movie theater that feels like a desperate warning

[gauntletqueen]

Eggman's security system during a break-in

[stupidpetface]

[solardrake]

type of animals in mud and Enjoying It Too

[plantkat]

[blaiddsboyfriend]

Who else #GoopedUp tonight!

[elliegoose]

wishing everyone a very #GoopedUp Wet Beast Wednesday

[dark-deathrage]

you're a stupid fucking anti-sjw lol. This blog is stupid. I hate you crackers white people SUCK go suck a dick.

looks like I triggered more sjws. Keep sending these asks they only fuel my logic. 

[ulysseus]

Never forget the guy who didn’t remember to hit anon before sending himself hate mail

[pyrose-the-flame]

Love that we’re still dragging the poor fuckers corpse around years later so no one ever forgets their shameful mistake lol

[sirenknights]

Dice Shaming

[t3mp0r4ry-deactivated20181205]

Literally the best photoset I’ve ever seen on tumblr

[matt-meowstic]

What the hell happened to the second to last one

[lesbiangunshow]

judgement

[starwalker-------official]

[coughloop]

This post is fucking crashing my phone

[mihai-florescu]

How tf does a deactivated account still have blue checkmarks

[mihai-florescu]