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we're not kids anymore.

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@biclarrke
One of Cap’s through-lines has been his relationship with Black Widow. It’s an unlikely friendship, where they really depend on each other in a very specific way.
carol showing up in avengers endgame
karamo always manages to identify and gently talk about someone’s insecurities within like… 10 minutes of knowing them. the POWER…….
me: hi karamo! :) nice to meet you
karamo: hey beautiful! i just want you to know that it’s ok to want to be alone, but that doesn’t mean you have to be lonely. sometimes it’s easier to isolate yourself to avoid rejection, but we have to open up and be vulnerable to make lasting connections with other people
me:
So many men would be so much more tolerable if they’d just go to therapy already
“I’m sorry… sorry I’m a badass.”
Captain Marvel (2019) dir. Anna Boden & Ryan Fleck
I can’t believe brie larson is unapologetically flirting with tessa thompson on mass media and I’m alive to see it
I love this man
whatever at least I give good head
Bruce Banner in Avengers (2012): Hulk is the darkest part of me…The wrath I cannot control…Why my bones are made of glass…
Bruce in Infinity War (2018): What the FUCK did you just say, ugly ass green thumb looking mf?? NO???? what the FUCK is up hulk step the FUCK up hulk
Taika made Bruce cool
When you first start dealing with depression vs Dealing with it now
do you guys daydream more about yourself in fantasy settings (like vampires, demons, fairies, knights, etc) or in more realistic settings (like owning your own place, being a celebrity, having kids, etc)
What a joke. Everything’s a joke.
My life is a joke
Four Catholic ladies are having coffee together, discussing how important their children are.
The first one tells her friends, “My son is a priest. When he walks into a room, everyone calls him “Father.”
The second Catholic woman chirps, “Well, my son is a Bishop. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Grace.”
The third Catholic woman says smugly, “Well, not to put you down, but my son is a cardinal. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “Your Eminence.”
The fourth Catholic woman sips her coffee in silence. The first three women give her a subtle “Well…?”
She replies, “My son is a charismatic, 6'2”, hard-bodied male stripper. Whenever he walks into a room, people say, “My God.”
change your url op
Roughly 1000 of you asked: Did you lie about your age when Princess Diana died?
hozier is literally the only valid man
Perhaps all of them
@ArianaGrande