Bowser's Castle

Your a brave one to enter my Castle… I like that, So I'll let you stay for a while if your not too associated with that annoying plumber. But Your here for a reason other then to bask in my glory? Well... That's ok I SUPPOSE. Feel free to ask me anything you wish, I’ll give you the best answer I see fitting. To find my ask simply click that more tab next to my Icon.

[big-bad-bowser]

Not to offend you, but why in the hell don't you have any rocket launchers?!

[big-bad-bowser]

What are your thoughts about hitler?

I don't know 'em, and I don't think I care to know em' either.

[big-bad-bowser]

I wish i had a dad to spend father's day with...

Be more specific kid. YOUR DAD.

You already got a dad standing right next to you. The best one in the world too.

[big-bad-bowser]

Maybe Princess Peach would like you better if you were human? What would you look like human anyway?

I don't think I'd look THAT attractive as a human, I mean... I'm pretty smokin' hot as is don't you think?! GRA-HA-HAA!!

[big-bad-bowser]

Happy Father’s Day, Papa!

Thanks for the amazing artwork Junior!! I'm gunna hang it in the main hallway for EVERYONE to look at! Gra-haha!!

[big-bad-bowser]

Papa! Happy Fathers Day!

Grawwr! Thanks Junior!! I was starting to think everyone forgot about their ol' King Dad!

[big-bad-bowser]

What if Peach likes women?

Then she will have to settle with at least swinging both ways for me, because there is no way she isn’t going to love THIS KING.

[mushroompeach]

And what if she doesn’t?

[big-bad-bowser]

Well she's still kidnapped at the end of the day anyways, so it doesn't really matter now does it?

[big-bad-bowser]

Can you get your troops out of here they have been terrorizing the citizens of dreamland all day

GRUGH, let them have their fun, they're probably just getting some snacks there and relaxing before they have to push into the Mushroom Kingdom this afternoon.

[big-bad-bowser]

Why not send an al out attack on the Plummer? Instead of sending them out in groups.

We can't do that!! There is ALWAYS a chance that plumber may grab invincibility from a Star or one of those golden tanooki things. Then there will be no army left for me to work with!

[big-bad-bowser]

What if Peach likes women?

Then she will have to settle with at least swinging both ways for me, because there is no way she isn't going to love THIS KING.

[big-bad-bowser]

Okay, how in the HELL did you manage to get a Dry Bowser boss at your tower at the Party Islands?

Nearly anything is possible with how power ups work anymore, check out the double cherry. I can clone myself anytime I want. And I've disguised my minions as me before too. 

I have a lot of methods of tricking people and being in more places at once if you follow me, Graha!!

[big-bad-bowser]

What if Peach wasn't attracted to either you or Mario?

HER NOT BEING ATTRACTED TO ME IS NOT AN OPTION.

[big-bad-bowser]

What do you think of Ralph? From Wreck-It-Ralph? I've heard you met him before in a bad guy convention.

Yup I know Ralph, he's from that game Fix-It-Felix Jr.!

Everybody rememberd Ralph because he rarely shows up to Bad-Anon, So when he does its always a big deal.I used to think he was a bit of a wuss for not being to accept himself as a bad guy. Being a villain is a status you WEAR WITH PRIDE. Gra-ha.

But I heard Ralph saved the arcade, and, I kinda find that inspiring in a weird way. I do think theres more to me then just being a bad guy too.

[big-bad-bowser]

True or not, but there are rumors that you died long ago and king boo is controlling your body, but i hope it's just a theory.

People actually think that?

No I'm not dead, THIS IS ME. You might be confused over how King Boo used my appearance to torturize greenstache ages ago. We pretty much made a puppet like thing for king boo to use that took on my appearance. I was ok with it, King Boo has his own thing against Mario and Greenstache and we can work together to take him down sometimes.

[big-bad-bowser]

"Bowser..."

What?! The princess is visiting ME?!

Today just keeps on getting better and better!!

Great to see you today Princess!! Getting tired of Mario and Luigi and all those screaming toads and  decided to come to your "Ew get those gross plumbers away from me" getaway?!

GOOD CHOICE! GRA-HA-HA!! I'll keep those annoying people away from you!! Time to move out the troops and put this castle in lock down, Gra-ha!! ♥

[big-bad-bowser]

Are you afraid of something? Like midnight man/paranormal.

ME? Scared of the paranormal?!

That's a pretty funny thing to ask me. Some people consider dry bones a form of a zombie, I can even turn into one, so I'm not scared of those~

Boos are ghosts. I have a few that work for my army and I will occasionally hang out with my old pal King Boo. So I'm not scared of those either.

Some people like to call me a monster. Not scared of that either. Most Paranormal things I HAVE encountered and are already listed in MY ARMY for support!! I LOVE IT. GWA-HA-HA!!.

[big-bad-bowser]

Spade shows up wearing a scarf around her face "Hey there King, How's it been?"

NEVER BEEN BETTER,

I just found out that my army has been TRIPLED! I think I’m ready to move the new troops out and strike the Mushroom Kingdom harder than we have ever before!! BWA-HA-HA!!