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Dong of FIAH

-Brody 2020

I beat my meat to a sea sponge and a squirrel

- Brody 2020

I don’t trust google when it come to my BALLS

-Brody 2020

You’re a bitch cuz you’re a bitch

-Michael 2020

Give me something to eat or I’ll bite your feet

-the geese aka my therapist talking about geese

“Are you fucking your phone in the ass?????”

-Sebastian (“UwU gay boi”)

“It’s a trash can!”

-Michael

“It’s time” *BANG BANG* “to fuck my” *BANG BANG* “sister” *BANG*

He was just busy with Danny phantom porn dude

“My tastebuds just nutted”

Dumb Quotes From Friends