Beebis

Train enjoyer (21)

[segamascot]

not feeling very hundred emoji flame emoji today

[palmer]

well I am so 💯🔥💯🔥

[segamascot]

🧯💨

[palmer]

0️⃣🌫0️⃣🌫

[reichsbahnfan]

[everyday-cutephoto]

[innerchildabortionclinic]

sweetiepie OFFICIAL meeting

[queer-as-city-folk]

Made a graphic for my idea

[supercoolsuperqueer]

Jones Soda Nuka Quantum tastes like the first half of s2 of the Fallout show

[swiftrunnerfelidae]

every so often I remember when they crashed a train into a nuclear waste storage container, on purpose, to demonstrate how durable they were, and the storage container didn't lose any measurable containment whatsoever.

meanwhile, coal power plants can spray radioactive coal ash willy-nilly into the atmosphere all day and all night, but noooo, it's nuclear power that's the scary bad polluter.

[dogpuppy]

The one German word I really remember is himmelfahrt, always a good one

Heavenlyfart more like

[daemonologywrites]

for conlangs, i have to remind myself that verb aspect can also be generated by prefixes, and not just morphological inflection like in spanish (hablé, hablaba, etc.), such as in czech, with the derivate paradigm around dělat (to do): nedělat (to not do), udělat (to do, perfect aspect), dodělat (to finish doing), neudělat (to not do, perfect aspect), nedodělat (to not finish doing)

so with these prefixes you can shift the tense/meaning of the verb:

Nedělám to včas — I don’t do it on time

Neudělám to včas — I won’t do it on time

Nedodělám to včas — I won’t finish it on time

[inspriteofitall]

ja ok entschuldigung dass ich gefragt hab, i'll just go fuck myself then i guess.

(ok aber for real, kann mir bitte jemand mit mehr linguistik kenntnissen erklären warum google translate 'semmelknödel' für ungarisch hält, und es mit 'you dont care' übersetzt?)

[contemptible-scoundrel]

goes crazy

[contemptible-scoundrel]

have you seen this yet?

[nezu]

german emotions

[catchymemes]

[sociallyunacceptableart4]

This was my art school’s water fountain. Drink from them wolf tiddies

[mando-lore]

Assignment misunderstood. I have now built a city.

[mando-lore]

[mando-lore]

Give it a day

[alexaloraetheris]

[cntrlaltdelete-what]

[venndaai]

have you guys heard about the greenland shark. some crazy shit happening there.

[venndaai]

they are sexually mature at ONE HUNDRED AND FIFTY YEARS OLD.

their (live!) young gestate for. wait for it. eight to eighteen (??) YEARS. can have up to 10 at a time. good grief.

longest lifespan of any vertebrate, up to five hundred years

toxic flesh

has giant eyes but is usually blind because of a weird little crustacean that's evolved to live on and eat their eyes. this doesn't seem to bother them much.

lives in deep cold water and has the lowest swim speed and tail-beat frequency for its size across all fish species. just generally lives life in extreme slow motion

largest genome of any shark

eats everything including moose and polar bears

ma'am you are delightfully strange and I'm privileged to share a planet with you

[fluorescentbrains]

this post prompted me to refresh my memory on Greenland Shark Facts and this detail about how they feed goes so hard

just vacuuming up their unsuspecting prey. whole !

[muffinlance]

Good news good news good news! Recent research suggests the eye parasites do NOT blind them!

Eye-opening research: Greenland sharks maintain vision for centuries through DNA repair mechanism

Dorota Skowronska-Krawczyk sits in her office, eyes fixed on the computer monitor in front of her. "You see it move its eye," says the UC Ir

I <3 you a normal amount Greenland sharks

[ihni]

Tell me an inside joke between you and a friend, without context.

[ihni]

I beg of everyone to read the tags to this post, as they are all random and hilarious and read kind of like a poem, if the poem was written by someone who was on a lot of drugs.

[boomer-mythology-destroyer]