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Tyler, 27, doin the thing with the pucks and the sticks and whatnot. GH: shinebrightlikeasequin [RP, not real, see ya]

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I wanna selfie but I’m too lazy to find/take one

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I have to return to the real world now and I’m lowkey sad about it

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I’ve spent so much of the past week fishing and making hella awesome food and just chilling and honestly I am thriving

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I miss when my hair would do the dumb curly thing, so here’s a gif of it doing the dumb curly thing

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I love seeing my friends in happy, healthy relationships, I live for that cute shit

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This sweet dumb boy got me like 😍😍🥰🥰

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Beep beep Seggy is coming through

Open Ice: Last Words

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My favorite thing ever is finding weirdass stuff people say about the team online, screenshotting it and sending it to my teammates, their reactions are always amazing

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@saaammwiches That'd be Brett, Roope, and Mattias, I'll get you their numbers haha

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Okay so this is from like last week, but I'm still laughing. So every year at the end of the season management gets everyone something nice, I guess as a "thanks for not embarrassing us" thing, and it's almost always some kind of booze, but then this year we have baby Miro lmao

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You’ve heard about Mom Friend and Dad Friend, now get ready for....

Grandpa Friend™:

- almost always grumpy - bad at showing affection but cares about their friends a lot - “what did you say?”, “Sorry i didn’t hear that, can you repeat it?” - often reminisces about their youth (even though they’re probably only in their twenties. Alternatively: “kids these days…”) - too old for this shit (see above) - totally not down with the youth - bad back (and everything else hurts too) - likes to complain

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I just got recommended a post that had a photo of me in swimming trunks at a team barbecue and the caption said I had a "dad bod"???? I have like 2% body fat??? If that??? Isn't that like the exact opposite of a dad bod???

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that would have been fucking awesome for my last tour!

I’ll steal you one for the next tour haha

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i want one of those but fill it with pizza rolls

Omg yes, you’re a genius!

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You could strap some rollerskates on your feet

An awesome idea, but I feel like I’d be one of those people who’re great at skating on the ice, but fails horrifically on rollerskates lmao

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Those are rookie numbers and you can never have too many dogs. (I say confidently as I have just one dog)

Definitely can’t have too many, though they do threaten to overpower me when we go on a walk haha

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hellveins replied to your photo: Lock up yo dogs and lock up yo t-shirt cannons,...

But how many dogs do you have?

I have 5! 3 labs, a german shepherd, and a doberman!