Morituri Nolumus Mori

Hi, I'm Rae. 26 yrs, they/them

[anonbeadraws]

you know, when you wake up? And you think, I'll just do some silly easy animating? Well, here's a big Novel lighting up their Blade! You know! Easy breezy!

[teashoesandhair]

I'm in a little local cafe and the women behind the counter started griping to each other, "Oh Christ, Stephen's back again," "It's him, is it? I thought he'd stopped coming," "It's definitely him, look, it's bloody Stephen on a Thursday morning," "Do you want me to get rid of him or are you going to do it?" and so I was peering outside, trying to spot this nightmare customer, this pestilence of a person, this pox upon the cafe trade, and then one of the women from behind the counter ran outside, clapping two trays together loudly and yelling "GET OUT OF IT, STEPHEN!" and it turns out that Stephen is an absolutely gigantic fuck-off seagull who hangs around outside, menacing people for crumbs

[heaveninawildflower]

Designs taken from 'Motifs pour Broderie' by Thérèse de Dillmont.

Dollfus-Mieg & Cie.

Published 1922 by Mulhouse, France.

archive.org

[fvngus]

Small guy privileges.

[cheaphalloweencostume]

im not usually one to complain about scientifically inaccurate skeleton props for halloween but i saw something at Michael’s today that, to say the least, has vexed and enchanted me

[folyxfanart]

Embrace

[abandonedography]

Old abandoned grocery store repurposed as a library

[certifiedlibraryposts]

Certified Library Post

[azzandra]

"Hey, we need to renovate this grocery store into a library."

"Okay, I got you."

*Removes the B from the BREAD sign*

"Done"

[strange-aeons]

Haters and Preps beware!!!

[strange-aeons]

IN ONE WEEK IT WILL BE DASHCON EVE!!!!

[dongtopus]

Source: FergusArt @ Tiktok

[kyoukorpse]

quick silly that was inspired by my qpp/bff's loud sneezes that i hate

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[jenny-jinya]

This post is probably a little unusual, but I found the poem “The Kitten” by Mary Oliver somehow still fitting and beautiful.

[sillysymbol]

Who is this guy

[skullingwaydraws]

my piece "too delicious" for bacchanalia's newest issue: consume

[captain-price-returns]

[power-handmaiden]

when I was in high school I had a literature teacher who had a policy of unlimited extra credit. All you had to do was read a book by a notable author (his discretion) and have a little chat with him after school to prove that you read it. No limits, no need for variety (one month I decided I really loved Kurt Vonnegut and just read everything of his I could get my hands on).

Yes, I was tearing through books constantly, and talking to this teacher at least weekly. Because even though I always loved reading as a kid, literature was always a very weak subject for me in terms of a teaching-to-standardized-test school setting (I just do awful on "what color were the curtains" type multiple choice questions. Those details don't stick in my memory THEY JUST DON'T). But that didn't matter for this class. I could just read my way out of any bad test score. I have always had fond memories of how I "fudged" my way through that class and "abused' the extra credit policy.

I was thinking about it again today, and only just now realized that he absolutely tricked me into being well-read, while my teenage self thought I was totally getting away with something. THAT MOTHERFUCKER. I hope he's doing well.

[honorculture]

[noveefff]

𝐒𝐭𝐫𝐢𝐤𝐞 𝐆𝐨𝐥𝐝 ⚜️ Art-Nouveau-inspired clock unicorn

The unicorn uses their horn to turn one’s best memories (falling in love, greatest achievements, happiest days) into golden clocks and watches. These are worth a fortune but are very delicate and feature detailed Art Nouveau-inspired ornaments. Once a memory takes the form of a clock, the person no longer has that memory. It's wiped and kept within the timepiece. They can sell the clock to gain a fortune, but they'll be stripped of their memories in the process. The happier the memory, the more expensive the clock. Each one takes a unique shape that references the specific events of the memory.