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and it’s okay cus it’ll all be over soon

#soon very soon #rejoice

#meaf

lesbian witch store just opened right next to where i work i know that’s right

#my mom told me about it #and you can donate blood that’s how you know it’s fire

bigbrothoomf

rpf left and right and it’s always the same people oh my gof they’re in the walls

#another one thank you #so sorry but rocket duo is too fire

thought i needed a hug turns out all i needed was to lay down in the street and look up

#i love stargazing #it hits different in the middle of the road

why is everybody so freaked out can’t we just hold hands and talk

#everybody over here gooning #that is NOT dababy

noperopesaredope

I wish we had more female characters like Eleanor Shellstrop. One of the most unlikable people you've ever met. Read a Buzzfeed article on most rude things you can do on a daily basis and decided to use that as a list of goals. Makes everyone's day worse just by being there. Dropped a margarita mix on the ground and tried to pick it up, only to get hit by a row of shopping carts which pushed her into the road where she was hit by a boner pill delivery truck, killing her instantly. Cannot keep a romantic partner despite being bisexual. Had a terrible childhood but will die before she gets therapy. Best employee at a scam company. Just the worst but also can't help but root for her to improve.

Absolute loser. Girl-failure. Bad at almost everything. Literally perfect female character.

#oh eleanor shellstrop they could never make me hate you #i’ve never been so perfectly represented

okay so who want me

#butch bait

i love telling my friends i’m making cookies but not telling them i made some for them. when they ask for a cookie i can say no... you can have a bunch of cookies

boom pranked

life is so exciting. i was in my bedroom and now im in the living room who knows where ill go next

#this is not a joke #not jokeposting

are u ok but also do u like girls

#omg r u okay?? 🙁🙁 whats ur type #are u into girls i mean what happened