Freakazoid! Starter Sentences
Sentence starters taken from the 1995 animated superhero comedy "Freakazoid!". Some entries have been edited for clarity. Change pronouns and tenses as necessary, and please enjoy!
"If this were an afterschool special, you would pay a bittersweet price for your little deceit. Like getting big oily zits! Or eating off the same plate as David Lee Roth!"
"You want to see something strange and mystical?"
"SHEESH! YOU'RE A CREEP! GO AWAY! WE WERE HAVING A GOOD TIME UNTIL YOU SHOWED UP!"
"GO HAVE SOME COFFEE, WITH CREAM, OR SOMETHING! BECAUSE I'LL TELL YOU SOMETHING: THIS IS A HAPPY PLACE!"
"The scariest thing in the world would be if all the air in the world turned to WOOD!"
"The scariest thing in the world would be if they gave Sinbad another TV show!"
"The broadcasting industry has all sorts of safeguards to prevent that sort of thing."
"I think there's a thumbtack under my fanny."
"Most people your age die. Why won't you?"
"If I wanna blitz myself into some papaya-induced hallucination that's MY business!"
"Can you make slow, overweight birds appear out of thin air?"
"This was only a test. If there had been an actual emergency, we would have gone like this: AAH! HELP! HELP US! NO! GET US OUT OF HERE! HELP ME! HELP EVERYONE! AAH!"
"Hey, so I'm picking up a few bucks. Don't tell the IRS."
"I'm not going down there. It smells like poo-gas!"
"A bowl! I found a bowl! GOOD FOR ME!"
"There's a door not ten feet away. A fine invention. You should try it."
"Don't let me fall into nothingness! I won't be happy there!"
"They called me mad! Insane! WENDELL!"
"You think I've got a clock in my head, don't you?!"
"That's what I just said! Can you hear me or is there a wee goblin in your head eating my words!?"
"This is frightening behavior in adults. I hope none of them touches me."
"When I again rule all, perhaps I'll keep you about as a jester, or a chimp, or something."
"Will you hug me? I'm needy."
"You're very popular in a number of state institutions."
"Get her something a girl would want, like banjo lessons or a new turban."
"Oh, yes, let ME get the tea! I'd hate to see you actually have to walk the three feet through this frightening and mysterious new world we call the kitchen. You might get lost or attacked by the dishwasher!"
"If not, we'll be unemployed!"
"That was shallow, cheap, and based solely on hormones. Works for me!"
"How come you have the IQ of a biscuit?"
"How would you like me to twist your body into funny balloon animal shapes?"
"I went to all the trouble to think up this brilliant plan, the least you can do is chase me around."
"Oh, is he going to get it! I'm very passive aggressive!"
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