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Hi, I'm Shazza and I don't like Calum. This is my masterlist in case you want to read or cringe or something.

[bigdaddycalum]

Will you ever come back on here?

I can't see when I received this message, omg! I'm back here now....I missed all of you

[bigdaddycalum]

Hey Shazza :) Know u have not been on for around four months, and that chance of you getting back on is probably tiny, but still, I hope you, and imagine, that you were at the concert tonight in Singapore, so I just wanted to let you know that you had the time of your life :) I miss you on here but I hope you are doing well :) hugs from me

Holy fuck hi yes yes yes I was at the concert thank u so much it was the best damn night of my life thank you so much

[lahvn]

Is it just me or was this year like … Really fucking overwhelming? Like everything’s that’s happened to you this year has shaped you into a completely different person that you were at the beginning of this year

[bigdaddycalum]

me: *points* that star is so beautiful. look how bright it shines

calum: stop pointing ur finger at me

[itseasytoremember]

my favourite thing about big dogs is when you push ‘em over they’re just like 

“oh i’m lying down now! someone might scratch my stomach!!! i might nap!! endless possibilities!!!’

[mizshylock-deactivated20151216]

Whereas you push little dogs over and they’re all like “Vengeance! Death before dishonor!”

[junlhoe]

can we just appreciate this (x)

[alreadymissings]

How did Michael, calum, and Luke write broken home if they're the ones in the band who don't come from a broken home? (Lol this message might sound nasty but it's not in just curious)

idk i don’t know them but maybe they wrote it for ash?? maybe they talked to someone who came from a broken home?? 

[bigdaddycalum]

Also you can have both parents and still come from a broken home. For as long as no one from their family tells you what is actually happening, you don't actually know what is happening in someone's family.

[gothicalum]

appreciate calum’s demi-monolids.

appreciate calum’s brown skin.

appreciate calum’s wide nose.

appreciate calum’s curly hair.

appreciate calum’s brown eyes.

appreciate calum’s full lips.

appreciate calum’s thick eyebrows.

aprreciate calum’s “resting bitch face.”

appreciate the features calum has that white people turn into trends.

appreciate the features calum has that white people deem unattractive due to eurocentric standards.

appreciate the features calum has that lead people to demonize him.

[estpasmoi]

[punkfae]

[harryshouse]

me when i hear someone mention one direction in public

[pussydeity-deactivated20151212]

don’t trust anyone who identifies with any emma roberts character

[fuckuforeverandeverwearedone-de]

are you a gay like me? been a gay like me? bought a thirty dollar shirt that says im gay like me? do people whisper bout ur gay like me? saying that ur super super gay like me? do u call urself a fucking ultragay like me?

[hovseofcards]

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[colt-kun]

Boycott the Pan movie

Great Ormond Street Hospital has confirmed they will receive no money from Warner’s new “Pan” movie, despite being the copyright holders thanks to the author J M Barrie’s generous gift.

On their site they say the copyright is “enormously valuable – not only in financial terms but also as a symbol and icon – and has brought a fair amount of income to the hospital”.

Disney’s Peter Pan and Return to Neverland, Spielberg’s Hook, columbia Picture’s 2003 Peter Pan, and even Finding Neverland all paid proper dues for the use of the Peter Pan characters. Warner did not for the Pan movie.

They are using allusions to the characters to benefit from their popularity, but changed the story entirely. Edit: yes, this is technically LEGAL to do, but morally dubious./edit

So not only are they white-washing the Native Americans, they are also stealing from a children’s hospital.

BOYCOTT.

[drtoof]

What? I was going to at least give it a watchh assuming the Hospital was still going to get their proper dues. Not cool…not that it could beat Hook anyways..

[silkward]

Wow news to me

[monstermotivation-dotcom]

Cancel your pity party. Pull yourself together and take total ownership for everything in your life.

(via crehcent)

[5updatesos-blog]

Calum talking about fans only wanting selfies

[5sexonds-of-smut]

I’m so glad he finally said this. I comment about this exact thing ALLL the time.