Kei

Memes soothe the self loathing

[spacespectrum-deactivated202010]

my armenian father getting angry at a squirrel

[cornchipz-revival]

“you are. stealink…. my nuts…”

[chicks1023]

I’m not crying, you are 😭❤️❤️

[tastefullyoffensive]

A father’s love. (via Kieeraaa)

[em-pocket]

[darklordbambi]

When some asshole tries to kill net neutrality again;

[teathattast]

Squad

Creds: @yusefbro

[ruinedchildhood]

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

I just imagined a jeopardy category of solely vine references

[rightbackheretohauntyou]

“I’ll take vines for $200 alex”

“hurricane Katrina… more like ____”

“What is hurricane tortilla?”

[lilio]

“Vines for $400”

“Ahaha, it’s ya boy…”

“What is uhhh, skinny penis?”

[bepeu-deactivated20171202]

me: it was just a dream

me (internally): .. or prophecy ..

[thisusedtoberum-deactivated2017]

So there’s a chick in my class I like; unfrotunately im quiet, calculated and intelligent and she likes big dumb jocks. So anyway one day me and her boyfriend are walking among a group of our felow students when a gang banger appears and threatens with a gun. Her ‘big and though’ boyfriend instantly freezes and loses the ability to speak. I on the other hand squint my eyes and step forward pulling my katana for judo practise out in one fell swoop. “Go ahead” I say. The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?“ Instantly the gang-banger drops his weapon and runs. My other classmates cheer while her jock boyfriend pretends the whole thing was funny. She looks at me and sees what she didnt see before. She thanks me with a kiss, but I don’t smile because I was only doing my duty. Safe to say she saw who a real man was that day. I may be quiet and collected, but raise a weapon against me and youll face your worst nightmare

[synqra]

The gun is only 400 years old while the sword is the child of many millenia. Do you fancy the odds?

[gaulllimaufry]

HEX GRLZ   💀 💀

[thefingerfuckingfemalefury]

AW YAAASSSSSSSS

[trans-atraxa-deactivated2018042]

my childhood crushes

[ruinedchildhood]

[william-snekspeare]

"When you're in your bee suit and you feel sweat running down your back, that's fine. If you feel sweat running up your back, that's a bee"

-Some beekeeping advice my mom gave me today

[lumpawaroospaceprincess-moved-d]

I thought “bee suit” meant like a bee costume until I read the word beekeeping

[argentaevum]

[eldritchscholar]

[m-korlan]

when customers try to come in after closing

[setheverman]

what’s the mood for october?

[doctorsungflower-deactivated201]

[eli0tknight-deactivated20181203]

All our generation wants is a small apartment and a spouse that loves them back.

[toasteggs-000-deactivated202204]

i dont understand the stereotype that women are obsessed with shoes, like have u ever met a high school boy

[pokemonprofessor]

#oh no i got a single fleck of dirt on my 200 dollar white adidas quick someone get me bleach and a toothbrush

[k-lionheart-deactivated20171126]

i don’t think you people understand how exACTLY ACCURATE THIS FCUKNIG POST IS