big d**k energy

[bigdckenergyrp]

big d**k energy <3

Big D**k Energy

An indie rp blog for Chazwick “Chaz” Thurman of Helluva Boss.

Author and blog are 18+ Minors DNI please

Author's pronouns are she/her

[kuzcosources]

Send "Stop licking the damn thing!" to catch my muse licking something they're not supposed to.

bonus if you specify what they're licking!

[plaguetails]

Author has a sick

for anyone waiting on me I'm dying of sick. I'll try and get to stuff as fast I can though but looking at the computer makes my brain hurt.

[candycandymemes]

Send "PAT PAT PAT" to pat my muse on the head

[bigdckenergyrp]

open starter call//author is bored

"Fine I'm...cranky. There I said it."

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

An-And Why's that Sh-Shark Boi~?! You don't see-seem the type to get gr-grumpy too much!

(First ever time taking up a starter so bare with me XP Hope your well Mun!)

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Didn't I just talk to you?" He blinked. "I'm never cranky. Bills and adult stuff is hard, man."

[bigdckenergyrp]

starter call

"Tomorrow's Sunday. How's about you, me, the beach and my big dick? Sound good?"

[flxshy]

Oh my god -

Was he really continuing to pursue him? This would be a hilarious story to tell Ozzie when he gets home. Either way he loved this unwavering attention

"What's in it for be besides your cock, I'm not a cheap whore you can just win over with your lack of charm?"

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Does it really need to be anything other than my dick?" He waved over his lower half.

"You're here, I'm here, it's here, let's get it on!" He tilted his head towards the other demon. "I can sing to you if you really really REALLY need some convincing."

[bigdckenergyrp]

(Replying to that starter call you did, hope your well!)

"Something catch your interest Shark Boi? Cause it's pretty darn rude to stare~"

[Striker]

"Yeaaaaahhh, I see somethin' I like alright."

[rapid-as-sass-in-nation-team]

"And what is that exactly? I prefer to know why people are gawking at me and stuff"The cowboy explains calmly before looking Chaz over, he was dressed well, but not in the way that made Striker think he was spoiled, more like scraping together a look with what he could get, which he could respect if true "Nice jacket, Bones are a nice touch"

@chazhelluvarp (Not trying to rush im just paranoid. Sorry)

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Ooooh I could gawk at you all day," Chaz purred. He stood over the snake, eyes narrowed darkly.

"Thanks," he breathed, "I like the cowboy thing. Gets me all...hot and bothered."

[seashellisinmyheart]

Chaz seriously has a gorgeous tail.

[bigdckenergyrp]

(Replying to that starter call you did, hope your well!)

"Something catch your interest Shark Boi? Cause it's pretty darn rude to stare~"

[Striker]

"Yeaaaaahhh, I see somethin' I like alright."

[bigdckenergyrp]

starter call

"Tomorrow's Sunday. How's about you, me, the beach and my big dick? Sound good?"

[flxshy]

His eyes look up and down the shark like creature before him. An unamused look on his face.

"Doubt it."

Then came the laugh, ever so mocking as it was. He had no intention on sleeping with this display of pathetic grandeur. If anything he had found his amusement for the afternoon before work. Partially wondering if it was better for him to play hard to get to get him to try harder.

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Well, clown boy, why don't you stick around? Find out?" He raised his eyebrows, flashed a dumb looking sharp toothed grin. He really thought he had a shot.

[plaguetails]

@milldred-knowlastname

"chaz? .... oh god you look mutilated!" she rushed over "i may be your ex and you may be an asshole but I ain't lttin ya pass"

"Oh heyyyyy Mills." He coughs. "I'm fine girl, fine as you are! Ha-ow."

[milldred-knowlastname]

millie examines it "weres ya fucking tail?!"

[bigdckenergyrp]

play dumb chaz.

"What tail?"

not that dumb.

[milldred-knowlastname]

"bull shit"

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Why...do you care?"

[milldred-knowlastname]

"because despite being asshole i still belive ya can change and make up for all your shit " she examined the tail

[bigdckenergyrp]

"You...you do??? Oh Mills, that makes me so happy!" He reaches out for a hug.

[milldred-knowlastname]

she slapped him "but that's for screwing both of us " millie then hugged him

[bigdckenergyrp]

"I knew it! You do like me!"

[milldred-knowlastname]

"as a friend " millie chuckled softly

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Riiiiiiight. As a friend. I gotchu girl."

[milldred-knowlastname]

"chaz.... your doing it again " she facepalmed

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Gotcha, gotcha. Don't worry we don't have to tell Mox." It's very unclear whether he's joking or not.

[milldred-knowlastname]

"oh mox knows but he wants to give ya a second chance too .... i was thinking we could teach how to be ....less of an air head"

[bigdckenergyrp]

"An airhead? Awwww, I'm not an airhead!"

[plaguetails]

@milldred-knowlastname

"chaz? .... oh god you look mutilated!" she rushed over "i may be your ex and you may be an asshole but I ain't lttin ya pass"

"Oh heyyyyy Mills." He coughs. "I'm fine girl, fine as you are! Ha-ow."

[milldred-knowlastname]

millie examines it "weres ya fucking tail?!"

[bigdckenergyrp]

play dumb chaz.

"What tail?"

not that dumb.

[milldred-knowlastname]

"bull shit"

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Why...do you care?"

[milldred-knowlastname]

"because despite being asshole i still belive ya can change and make up for all your shit " she examined the tail

[bigdckenergyrp]

"You...you do??? Oh Mills, that makes me so happy!" He reaches out for a hug.

[milldred-knowlastname]

she slapped him "but that's for screwing both of us " millie then hugged him

[bigdckenergyrp]

"I knew it! You do like me!"

[milldred-knowlastname]

"as a friend " millie chuckled softly

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Riiiiiiight. As a friend. I gotchu girl."

[milldred-knowlastname]

"chaz.... your doing it again " she facepalmed

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Gotcha, gotcha. Don't worry we don't have to tell Mox." It's very unclear whether he's joking or not.

[bigdckenergyrp]

open starter call//author is bored

"Fine I'm...cranky. There I said it."

[plaguetails]

@milldred-knowlastname

"chaz? .... oh god you look mutilated!" she rushed over "i may be your ex and you may be an asshole but I ain't lttin ya pass"

"Oh heyyyyy Mills." He coughs. "I'm fine girl, fine as you are! Ha-ow."

[milldred-knowlastname]

millie examines it "weres ya fucking tail?!"

[bigdckenergyrp]

play dumb chaz.

"What tail?"

not that dumb.

[milldred-knowlastname]

"bull shit"

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Why...do you care?"

[milldred-knowlastname]

"because despite being asshole i still belive ya can change and make up for all your shit " she examined the tail

[bigdckenergyrp]

"You...you do??? Oh Mills, that makes me so happy!" He reaches out for a hug.

[milldred-knowlastname]

she slapped him "but that's for screwing both of us " millie then hugged him

[bigdckenergyrp]

"I knew it! You do like me!"

[milldred-knowlastname]

"as a friend " millie chuckled softly

[bigdckenergyrp]

"Riiiiiiight. As a friend. I gotchu girl."

[bigdckenergyrp]

Chazz if you really want to get back with mox, Your gonna have to stop being stupid and be atleast caring to him. Xd

"Ugh I didn't say I wanted to get back with Moxx like for real. Just hypo-hippa-oh like make believe not real, hello?"

[bigdckenergyrp]

Did you cheated on Millie when you two were in a relationship?

"Have you seen her?! Of course I didn't cheat on her!"

[cotton-candy-skiesrp]

Whatcha Want, Whatcha Need

"Cotton Candy Skies! Sweet as Apple Pie!"

An indie rp blog for Beelzebub "Queen Bee" of Helluva Boss.

Author and blog are 18+ Minors DNI please

Author's pronouns are she/her