"Don't shush me. You don't shush me! NOBODY SHUSHES ME!"
"Well, doesn't hurt to try, I guess."
"I didn't say that. I can help you, but I want something in return."
"He's an evil beast with an unsavory bloodlust! Of course he jogs!"
"Never mind. I don't need your help. The situation is under control."
" feel I should warn you that you are way past the legal limit on pocket lint."
"That is just like you. One minor run-in with the law, and you're set to give up. Not me, pal."
"You don't hate everyone"
"All that anger's not good for you, you know. It's eating you alive."
"I have put up with an awful lot from you on this stupid quest of yours, but no more. I'm out!"
"Come on, get after him! Pretend he's a sandwich."
"Another horrible day. Made slightly better with cookies and special lactose-free milk."
"I was attacked by a ninja last night. Make me some pancakes."
"What's not cool is that you're trying to confound me with your stupid logic, when what I need is help with a problem!"
"It's probably a good idea if you guys wait here. With the doors locked and the shades dropped. And don't answer the door. For ANYONE"
"We can't risk me, can we? I'm precious."
"Well then I'm expendable?"
" I'll have you know I have sophistication coming out the wazoo!"
"Hey! C- Can I get a little help, I got this dart in my neck. Ow!"
"A duel will settle things once and for all."
"Wait. Wait, are you planning to poison abandoned animals?"
"It's not that bad. Okay, it's pretty bad."
"I'm picking up a lot of sarcasm here, but I'm not getting what it's about."
"I'm not trying to be snarky. I'm just impressed. That's great."
" You have to go. I can't let you give up on your dreams. Not after everything you've done for me. I can't have you regret me."
"I would never regret you."
"Well, as long as we're all chained up, I might as well tell you the whole story. It all started on my 8th birthday."
" A master chess player knows which piece to sacrifice and when."
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