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Percy de Rolo and Keyleth of the Air Ashari my beloveds, my dearest companions, my comfort pair, nobody does it like them. They are the basis of what all friendships should be, they are the fucking blueprint, they show how meaningful profound affection in different forms other than romantic is, they are best friends, they are siblings, they are the platonic ideal of platonic ideals, they are soulmates, they have matching earrings, they are both massive nerds, they gift handmade jewellery to each other, they are the exact opposites, they are so similar, they are sunshine and shadow, they are nature and science, they are all the elements of the universe working together, they are creators, they are leaders afraid of their destinies, they care incredibly deeply about everybody around them, they are fuckups, they try to learn and grow, they argue, they fight, they hug and make up and never hold it against one another, they joke and drink and are always there for each other, they have died and been revived and brought each other back from the brink, they have met the gods themselves and still know that the connection between each other is worth more than divinity itself will ever be, they have fought monsters and titans and their greatest fears together and have come out the other side broken and battered but stronger for it, they are brother and sister, they are siblings-in-law, they are the epitome of chosen family on all possible levels, they will live through their lifetimes and legacies, they are love itself.
Dumb NPC ideas to use when your players decide to explore that town you didn't prepare anything for
A scholar that is clearly lost, however you're not sure how he is someone important at all. It even looks like he's glad that he didn't manage to arrive at the event on time.
An old lady (of a race that has a long lifespan), that knows a little way to much about the party's adventure... She doesn't spends much time talking about it though, do you want to buy her pots?
A kid. Just a kid. Make them annoying.
A knight that is very proud about their job and duty, but they just want their shift to end so they can go home to their wife.
A merchant that has a cart in the middle of the fair, however everytime the party goes to another shop or stand he pops up from behind the counter. Turns out the town doesn't receive many merchants so he has to supply all of their needs. He's stressed.
A teen dragon that discovered how to transform into a human, problem is they definitely look 30 but they still are just a teenager, and a moody one.
A shop owner that fucking hates commerce. She's in it because of her family, so she tries to sell the goodies pratically for free and she really wants you to take all of her items. The catch? It's a feather shop. Not magic feathers, not pens, just normal feathers. Probably from a bird that died that morning.
A janitor from a library or big shop that is just too aware of everything. Like, they point out the players class or race without barely batting an eye. They comment on how they "had never seen a chaotic good one in real life". And indirectly disses the players choices they made 2 sessions ago? (Basically a character for the dm to rant a little while not completely breaking the 4th wall)
A woman in her mid-40s (or the equivalent) that is just really excited to meet the party? Her dream was to be an adventurer when she was little so she is definitely asking some weird questions.
A blacksmith that makes weapons purely for the aesthetic. He really doesn't care if it's functional or not, he's just doing cause it looks cool.
A bard that got kicked out of their band or caravan. At first you don't know why but after their 3rd performance of a one-person musical you get it. He wants to stick with the party though. Good luck.
A doggie!! It's cute!! And fluffy!! And it talks!! And it talks? A DOG THAT TALKS!!!!
The most ripped person the party has ever met, they have tons of skulls of big animals on their shoulder. They polish them. They hang them on a wall and start to take notes. They are an archeologist.
A magician that is really not magic at all, he's just so good at card tricks that the town thinks he's a sorcerer. He's freaking out.
A girl that is immune to all kinds of poison, however that is making a little bit hard for her to pursue her cooking career. Apparently poison ivy is not a good seasoning for most people.
An artist that is just really calm and friendly but everyone's afraid of them. The party has no idea why.
Places you should add to your little town/city in your fantasy world!!
Post offices. Wild, I know. But give me the unhinged kind. Pingeons and little postal dragons all over the place. You enter. The most disgusting smell fucking assaults your nostrils. You know what it is. Letter in hand, you go up to the counter. The postal worker is just a slightly bigger pigeon. You shed a tear.
PLAYGROUNDS!! Create the most dangerous kinds of playgrounds, the ones suburban moms would TRIP if they ever saw one. Monkey bars that are way too tall, swings that go full circle... The metal slide stays the same, it's already painful enough.
PARKS!! MAKE IT ALIVE!! Show people going on walks, reading beneath trees. C'mon most of them are already hundred years old (And are going to die after that CR 15 creature wrecks the town) anyways!! Show couples and picnics, show a family enjoying the sunday, give me someone picking flowers for their loved ones.
A bakery! Do you know how much these places are underrated? And do you know how much plot potential they have? Every good story starts with food poisoning or granny's recipe! Give me a place your players/readers are going to treat like home and, for once, it's not a tavern or a guild.
Government buildings! Give me a town hall that has a kilometric line in front of it. Give me a registry that is as old as this town. Give me police stations! Give me courtrooms! Make one of your players get arrested and now all of the party has to go through burocracy like a bunch of normal people!
(Who am I kidding? You don't need to make them get arrested. They are going to do that for you.)
Touristic attractions! Give me a full-on statue of the country's leader! Give me museums! Give me streets, ruins and whatnot that attract thousands of tourists everyday! Give me an annoying city guide that tries to get the party's attention everytime!
Magazine stands! Magazines don't exist? Newspaper stands! From the Queen's Journal to the most questionable new piece of Fox's Tailtracker, you have it all! Make your players doubt what's actually happening, sprinkle a little fake news... Or is it fake at all?
...Toy stores. OK HEAR ME OUT. Make magic toys; miniature skyships that actually fly, metal toy dragons that expel fire, little wands that make little light spells, wooden creatures that can move and make noises... Make children happy! And your players too because they will waste their money on these stuff.
Instrument store!! Make your bards happy with special instruments or just weird ones! Give me a battle in one of those that is just filled with funny noises and the worst battle soundtrack ever!!
Not exactly a place but... Cleaning carts!!! Show me people cleaning the streets, picking up the trash, cutting trees!! Make the town look clean!! Give me an old man that is really proud of his work!!!
(or ways to make your players feel even worse when the villain destroys the town later on :) )
Guys, we’re saved! I see… a cactus…
Is anyone gonna talk about how JJ is on the back of Jupes jacket??? Like sucking up dust particles and whatnot?? With the blood dripping down underneath and ?? And and and just
i think of jude more than i have ever thought of anyone else.
ARKHAM BESTIES!
At this point my account has turned into a Paul Dano fan page. Anyways, calling all the danonation to be mutuals 👉🏼👈🏼
i have rewatching gigantic and....paul dano is so hot in it. i think brian might be his hottest character, other than klitz but no one is ready for that talk yet.
he is so fine.
riddler as my pathetic little meow meow bf— the girls that get it get it and the girls that don’t don’t
Broke: Bev was all the losers first love
Woke: Bill was all the losers first love
I have a scene idea to put forth to replace Angel of The Mornings usage in IT Chapter 2 as kinda randomly playing it while Eddie got puked on felt kinda weird to me especially in a scene that was him facing his fear for the first time in 27 years...
Let me set the scene *cough cough*
(Fuck the token retrieval bit BTW cause I said so, they're going round Derry in pairs to gain back their memories and maybe find some stuff they used back in the first fight like the slingshot and silver slugs and all that stuff)
Bill and Mike are a pair and they wandering around trying to regain Bill's memories of what happened. Bill remembers Georgie but not a whole lot of the summer after it, so he remembers all of the pitying looks from people in school and around town when he'd walk past and how suffocated it made him, till he sees silver in that bike shop window, beginning to remember more of the light hearted times after the summer that he'd forgotten also and, expressing a part of his inner thatd been shoved down and laid dormant while he grieved as a kid and as an adult, insists that he'll be back in a sec to go bother the guy inside to get his bike.
This leaves Mike outside for a bit, still reeling from the negative reactions and almost refusal to fulfill the promise from some of the losers, particularly Richie who is terrified beyond belief and is just itching to get away and leave, remembering that Stan, the last loser to leave Derry and the only one to fully recognise that he was going to lose his memories and that this likely meant Pennywise wasn't dead, outright told Mike that he couldn't guarantee if Mike called up 27 years after they fought it, that he'd come back.
And now as far as Mike knows, Stanley is dead, with a wife left behind to pick up the pieces, because hoped even knowing what Stanley had said, that he might change his mind, that he might come back.
And now it's his fault.
And if the others leave and some still go down there, they gonna die, and thats gonna be his fault.
And Mike's now struggling to breathe and tears are beginning to form and the weight of Derry and everything is beginning to crush him.
Bill comes out of the store with a grumble and notably bikeless when he sees Mike struggling not to sob and rushes over to help him calm down, harking back to a time during the summer, the week when everyone had fallen out and the weight and guilt of having gotten his friends almost killed, and having visited his mother only for her to accidentally imply that Georgie's death was his fault, he similarly broke down in the barrens, found by Mike who helped him calm down, told him to breathe and reminded him that he was there and things would be okay even if they weren't now.
And after a while, Mike can breathe too, references that he remembers this too, and that it'd been a little scary watching bill almost scream in frustration that he couldn't talk or get a sentence out when he was freaking out.
Bill reminds him that this is not his fault, that he couldn't control what Stan would do and hoping that maybe Stan would've been okay wasn't something to blame himself over.
They talk about Mike's time in Derry, Bill reminding him that he's allowed to be upset even angry that the others are refusing to help, even if they both know it'd be wrong to make them, it's okay to be frustrated that he stuck around that long because he believed it was the right thing to do.
Mike and Bill begin to chill out with Bill telling Mike that's he's a good friend and that even if he had fully remembered Pennywise, he still believes he would've walked back into Derry and that while the others are reluctant, that they likely would've too.
"Now, Mike, as my good friend, I'm gonna need your help sweet talking thay curmudgeonly old bastard in that shop to give me my bike back"
They head in and with Mike's sweet talking and Bills polite silence so that he doesn't threaten the shop keep, they go about and ride around Derry on the bike, having some good fun times and having a bit of 90s miniseries Bill and Mike vibes, until they get to that big fuck off steep road in the middle of Derry town that's massively down hill.
And Bill looks back at Mike with the same determination that he has with anything while Mike stares him down hoping that Bill isn't about to do what he's about to do.
Bill nods and off they go down the hill at a ridiculous speed, Mike holding onto him for dear life, yelling the whole way down.
Bill looks back at Mike briefly in a "isn't this fun?!" Kinda way only to see Mike's face turn to abject terror as he yells "STROLLER!"
Sure enough he turns back to see someone's stroller as they crossing the road and Bill swerves to avoid it putting them in middle of the traffic as the song kicks in while a series of more unfortunate events impedes their journey, ending with them crashing over a fence on a path and crash landing in the Barrens.
Mike lifts up his head to lecture Bill about how dangerous this was before seeing how carefree his laughter is as he hysterically cackles, a level of carefree he hadn't seen him with since he met the guy while he was fending Bowers and his stupid friends off with rocks and screamed for the losers help him.
And Mike begins laughing too as the music begins to ease off
(Yes I'm very sorry a lot of this doesn't line up with events in the movie I'm still making this up as headcanons in my own IT au but I hope anyone who reads this enjoys it anyway 😊)
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