grandma-coded

call me bibi~ Christian ~ Reformed Baptist ~ Aggressively Protestant ~ feral ✅ ~ Abortion Abolitionist ~  Cat person ~ Conspiracy Theorist ~ 32 ~ "Super cool person with great opinions"- @jayykesley ~ "She's clearly insane, but she has a point." - [redacted] ~ "her romantic pursuits include one (1) specific furry and not one other" - @starwarmth ~ "Em, you are a terror and a gift in this group chat. And in general." - @dangerously-human ~ "master of atrocities ( ͡ꈍ ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )" -@luna-pun ~ "poison v toxic" -@turretty ~ "you are so grandmacoded" -@wiremotherofficial ~ YIKES is Fightin' Words

[thisbibliomaniac]

[oldfriendsseniorfrogsanctuary]

i am considering just going to pride by myself bc no one else is biting and idk how the pastor and his wife feel as just the 3 of us going...

if im actually being nice, no westboroy stuff, just my shirt and gospel tracts.... am i actually gonna get assaulted???

maybe i need to be extra brave before I can ask others to be brave with me

[oldfriendsseniorfrogsanctuary]

The culture up here is sadly "be niceys above all else" and its has issues

[crabs-and-bedbugs]

Physically, you should be safe, but be prepared to be yelled at a lot. Possibly call the non-emergency line beforehand and ask for police protection if you're worried?

[mtndewloyalist-xx]

Ironically the dudes pretending to be women are probably the most likely to start swinging

[thisbibliomaniac]

I got assaulted by a lesbian. I handed her a tract, and she came back a couple of minutes later and shoved it into my bra. Never seen anything more violent than that though.

[thisbibliomaniac]

happy birthday!!! your gorgeous cult leader magnetism has gotten me

uwu ty ty ✨

[weirdness-is-good]

[shortgremlinman]

Burger queen divorced him

[thisbibliomaniac]

Happy birthday, queen! 🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉🎉

🥰 thank you!

[thisbibliomaniac]

yay happy birthday!!!!

Thank you!

[thisbibliomaniac]

Lion Brand doesn't seem to be participating in flood remembrance month XD

[thisbibliomaniac]

Further confirmation that I was meant to quit Spanish: I LOVE learning Chinese

[thisbibliomaniac]

🦋✨ Happy Birthday Bibi! 💕✨

Thank you Gigi ❤️😚❤️

[scarabesque-returns]

Imagine getting so worked up over politics you let it affect your friendships, online or otherwise. Sad and lonely.

[toruandmidori]

[thisbibliomaniac]

The greatest sin you can commit is remembering what someone said to you

[thisbibliomaniac]

What does a person ever need with 8 gallons of milk? Seems wasteful.

Well when the place that processes the milk is over an hour away, and you can get it for $6 a gallon direct, or pay $11 a gallon in a local store, it's much more wasteful to not make the trip and make the best of it every so often. I don't do that anymore since I've been getting raw milk, but there aren't very many affordable options for minimum temp non-homogenized milk.

[thisbibliomaniac]

I used to buy 8+ gallons of milk at a time and freeze it lol

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

[neko-mancy]

hate when theyre like. *unfounds your family*

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

It’s amazing how mass deportations would solve most of the problems the Millennials and younger are facing.

Housing is too expensive? Deport the migrants and it lowers the demand for housing. Let the private equity firms die as they loose all their money from speculating on houses they don’t live in.

Jobs aren’t paying enough? Deport the migrants who are competing for those jobs and boxing out Americans. Our citizens shouldn’t have to compete with the whole world for a job in their hometown. Don’t let the corporations fire Americans and hire migrants for pennies on the dollar.

Taxes are too high? Deport the migrants who are a net drain on the system. Save billions of dollars annually by deporting fraudsters.

Healthcare costs are high? Deport the migrants who get subsidized healthcare and burden the medical system.

Traffic is too heavy? Every migrant deported is a space on the road that opened up. It also reduces the number of uninsured drivers, and illegal and dangerous CDL drivers who can’t read road signs.

Crime rate is high? Deport the migrant criminals, and walk safely in your city.

Want better education outcomes for your children? Deport the migrants and class sizes get smaller, and costs go down.

Want a high trust society? Deport the migrants who are not interested in our country or its history, or values.

[mybrainisalibrary]

Christians of tumblr:

Recently got into a debate at a church leadership meeting about Children's Church - ie when kids attend a separate 'service' from the adults on Sunday, either for part of the service (like prayer time and sermon) or the entire time

I'm super curious what thoughts others have in the following polls!

I am a Christian who:

Grew up in Children's church, have a positive view of it

Grew up in Children's church, have a neutral view of it

Grew up in Children's church, have a negative view of it

did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a positive view of it

did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a neutral view of it

did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a negative view of it

not Christian/bald/other

Remaining time: 5 days 5 hours

[mybrainisalibrary]

I am a Christian who

IS a parent, have a positive view

IS a parent, have a neutral view

IS a parent, have a negative view

is NOT a parent, have a positive view

is NOT a parent, have a neutral view

is NOT a parent, have a negative view

bald

Remaining time: 5 days 6 hours

[mybrainisalibrary]

If there is only capability (volunteers, time etc) for ONE option, it is better to:

Have Children's church and no kids Sunday School

Have kids Sunday School and no Children's Chruch

not christian/bald/etc

Remaining time: 5 days 7 hours