grandma-coded

call me bibi~ Christian ~ Reformed Baptist ~ Aggressively Protestant ~ feral ✅ ~ Abortion Abolitionist ~  Cat person ~ Conspiracy Theorist ~ 32 ~ "Super cool person with great opinions"- @jayykesley ~ "She's clearly insane, but she has a point." - [redacted] ~ "her romantic pursuits include one (1) specific furry and not one other" - @starwarmth ~ "Em, you are a terror and a gift in this group chat. And in general." - @dangerously-human ~ "master of atrocities ( ͡ꈍ ʖ̫ ͡ꈍ )" -@luna-pun ~ "poison v toxic" -@turretty ~ "you are so grandmacoded" -@wiremotherofficial ~ YIKES is Fightin' Words

[thisbibliomaniac]

[scarabesque-returns]

Imagine getting so worked up over politics you let it affect your friendships, online or otherwise. Sad and lonely.

[toruandmidori]

[thisbibliomaniac]

The greatest sin you can commit is remembering what someone said to you

[thisbibliomaniac]

What does a person ever need with 8 gallons of milk? Seems wasteful.

Well when the place that processes the milk is over an hour away, and you can get it for $6 a gallon direct, or pay $11 a gallon in a local store, it's much more wasteful to not make the trip and make the best of it every so often. I don't do that anymore since I've been getting raw milk, but there aren't very many affordable options for minimum temp non-homogenized milk.

[thisbibliomaniac]

I used to buy 8+ gallons of milk at a time and freeze it lol

[texas-hates-taxes-too]

[neko-mancy]

hate when theyre like. *unfounds your family*

[unaffiliatedpangolin]

It’s amazing how mass deportations would solve most of the problems the Millennials and younger are facing.

Housing is too expensive? Deport the migrants and it lowers the demand for housing. Let the private equity firms die as they loose all their money from speculating on houses they don’t live in.

Jobs aren’t paying enough? Deport the migrants who are competing for those jobs and boxing out Americans. Our citizens shouldn’t have to compete with the whole world for a job in their hometown. Don’t let the corporations fire Americans and hire migrants for pennies on the dollar.

Taxes are too high? Deport the migrants who are a net drain on the system. Save billions of dollars annually by deporting fraudsters.

Healthcare costs are high? Deport the migrants who get subsidized healthcare and burden the medical system.

Traffic is too heavy? Every migrant deported is a space on the road that opened up. It also reduces the number of uninsured drivers, and illegal and dangerous CDL drivers who can’t read road signs.

Crime rate is high? Deport the migrant criminals, and walk safely in your city.

Want better education outcomes for your children? Deport the migrants and class sizes get smaller, and costs go down.

Want a high trust society? Deport the migrants who are not interested in our country or its history, or values.

[mybrainisalibrary]

Christians of tumblr:

Recently got into a debate at a church leadership meeting about Children's Church - ie when kids attend a separate 'service' from the adults on Sunday, either for part of the service (like prayer time and sermon) or the entire time

I'm super curious what thoughts others have in the following polls!

I am a Christian who:

Grew up in Children's church, have a positive view of it

Grew up in Children's church, have a neutral view of it

Grew up in Children's church, have a negative view of it

did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a positive view of it

did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a neutral view of it

did NOT grow up in Children's church, have a negative view of it

not Christian/bald/other

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[mybrainisalibrary]

I am a Christian who

IS a parent, have a positive view

IS a parent, have a neutral view

IS a parent, have a negative view

is NOT a parent, have a positive view

is NOT a parent, have a neutral view

is NOT a parent, have a negative view

bald

Remaining time: 5 days 13 hours

[mybrainisalibrary]

If there is only capability (volunteers, time etc) for ONE option, it is better to:

Have Children's church and no kids Sunday School

Have kids Sunday School and no Children's Chruch

not christian/bald/etc

Remaining time: 5 days 14 hours

[heidelbro]

[thisbibliomaniac]

[starofhisheart]

Happy pride to those 5 seconds where Charlie Swan thought Jacob was coming out to him in the most insane way possible

[scarabesque-returns]

Companies are cashing in on consumers' unwillingness to bargain shop

Sentiment surveys confirm that consumers are very aware of rising prices, and they are complaining about them. People hate inflation.

Big news. Prices keep rising because consumers keep paying them.

[thisbibliomaniac]

For as long as walmart is using ai powered dynamic pricing, we should all be taking field trips to walk around walmart saying "that's too much, too high, I would never pay that," and trick the ai into giving us things for free

[thisbibliomaniac]

It is very important that you have a look of disgust on your face

[oldfriendsseniorfrogsanctuary]

baptist mutuals we must unite against the pentecostals

[scarabesque-returns]

They must be stopped

[diary-of-alice]

the melancholic brunette in me recognizes the melancholic brunette in you

[loveydoveykirk]

if u make clark kent say soda you are grossly mischaracterizing him and i wont stand for it

[loveydoveykirk]

the real reason no one thinks clark is superman is bc they’re all east coasters who constantly mock clark’s usage of “pop” so they never connect mr. “soda” superman to mr. clark “pop” kent

[hometoursandotherstuff]

[unashamedly-enthusiastic]