Honey Honey

andi | 20's | she/her who's got two thumbs speaks limited french and has a slight headache. this guy 👆

[lunosphere]

Anastasia Trusova, “Turn to November” Acrylic on canvas / 60 x 80 cm / 2021

[ghostofahuman]

Im so lameee

[andi-o-geyser]

what is the point of being so angry about baseball if you don't even care to find out the names of the players you're talking about.

because i don’t respect Little enough to remember how to spell his name, and I’d much prefer to think about Brennan Lee Mulligan. am I being called a poser on main that’s so funny lmao

[poppaholland]

Details of a golden sea, part II : Sunset at sea, by Diyarbakirli Tahsin (1875–1937)

[holy-incorrectquotes-batman]

Jason: *Presenting a PowerPoint presentation.* Jason: Ranking guns by their names. Jason, clicks: Machine gun. 0/10, all guns are. Jason, clicks: Shotgun. 0/10, all guns do. Jason, clicks: Revolver. 10/10, fuck it sure is.

[cryinggyarados]

[shubbabang]

Shout out to everyone who is just so tired So so exhausted So very very tired so very fatigued so sleepy and tired So

[mollybeenoel]

[starspilli]

younger siblings am i right

[philtstone]

shawn spencer is the character of all time to me bc hes literally always existing in a mild state of criminal immorality but its so low stakes that one has to wonder why he insists on Being Like That. most characters who fall into the "criminal with heart of gold" trope are committing crimes big enough to either be justified (robin hood style), are committed to a genuine career as a criminal and are lovable by comparison to true evil (pirates of the caribbean) or are caught up in crime in a way thats like Serious enough to juxtapose against their anticipated character growth (han solo). there is genuinely no reason for shawn to be constantly committing petty crime and sin other than it being Really Funny. he'll lie about the meaning of a fake word he just made up while stealing muffins from a rich person mixer he wasnt invited to and commenting on how hot everyone is despite already having a girlfriend. his number one character motivation is that he deeply desperately painfully wants to help other people & believes wholeheartedly in the sincerity of everyone he meets. his tragic backstory is that his parents got divorced. no other weirdo can compare

[forecast0ctopus]

detective activities

[sidlingmooselike]

"I asked ChatGPT"

Well I asked Shawn Spencer and he pressed his fingers to his temples and said he was getting a vision

[orpheusilver]

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

[orpheusilver]

nobody can crank anything anymore. and god forbid you jerk

[orpheusilver]

turning off rbs at 75k btw so get your last reblogs in now

[abalisk]

😞

A travesty

[soundofbloom]

[andi-o-geyser]

hypothetically. who would be interested if i ignore the 18+ more chapters i have to fully map out and write for my fuckass dexmatt baseball/legal drama fic and instead make an au of my au with a bad ending for them where i make the toxic yaoi wayyy more toxic and shitty on matt's end while dex is full head over heals desperate for his north star. uhhhh what if i did that. hypothetically, that is.

[starrynet]

that’s his little guy!!

[andi-o-geyser]

do you think once you hit a 27 ERA they automatically retire you from pitching forever? just food for thought. no reason why.