Biggiesmollsvevo

i shitpost from a money green leather sofa

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[1999gorl]

[no-mi-torta]

[mjalti]

Me: don’t get invested Me, 2 seconds later:

[lyctorgideon]

asked a customer if he had a MyPanera card and he told me a “disreputable friend” of his stole all his rewards cards while he was in a year-long coma

[muffintonic]

[toastbutteregg]

almost 2014 and i still look like a piece of shit

[bob-belcher]

[theproblematicblogger]

If you could grow an extra body part, what would it be and why?

Probably a heart because lots of people need heart transplants and not too many are available and I could give it to someone.

[spreadworldpeace]

fuck that id grow another arm so I can jerk off while playing Assassins Creed Brother Hood

[theproblematicblogger]

Is it too late to change my answer

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

also i got a tiny rubber baby for 95¢

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

my son

[genghiskhanmp3-deactivated20160]

[yaserqet-deactivated20170819]

💸Money Asahd, reblog for bands 💲💸

[gumtooth]

the sun has no business tapping out at the tender hour of 5pm bitch i have depression

[henstomper]

this real?

[yiff-deluxe-deactivated20170214]

yeah i was the baby

[dankmemesreasonforliving]

[babyanimalgifs]

the best thing you will see all year

[ruinedchildhood]

[ruinedchildhood]

[relishboi]

ANOTHER ONE 😂 😂