[bigjacket]

I think they're brothers!

[bigjacket]

Also known as "Devastation Swans" or "Tangled Swans", these beings are not, as the name would imply, formerly alive swans. They are, by every defined boundary of our sensory experience, completely identical to a swan that has died, but they are not the same. They seem to appear around events of great personal devastation, it is probable that They have appeared to you in your darkest moments, though your subconscious would have shielded you from them.

The Dead Swans do not decompose, rather they vanish when devastation has ended. Although they do not decompose, they do smell very strongly of pond scum and are, by far, my least favorite of the semi-real beings.

They seem to appear with intent, often showing up before devastation has started. They have appeared to me in the following ways:

Under the hood of my car (Expensive and hard to explain to the mechanic)

On the pillow next to me when I woke up (disturbing)

In my laundry (broke my dryer)

On the altar at church (disrespectful)

Tangled in the gears of my bike (gross)

In the doorway of my kitchen (I tripped)

Stuffed in my backpack (so heavy)

Tangled around my ankles and wrists (did not help the situation)

On the stairs at work (tripped again)

[teanne]

[lakevida]

despite the amount of chemicals i have absorbed into my body and the external stimuli i have immersed myself in i am still not doing very well has anyone else on god's beautiful earth encountered this issue

[supersticiosa]

Hildegard von Bingen. Rithika Merchant

[5-point-2]

shivers

[image description: a print of the shivers skill chart symbol from disco elysium. it depicts a skeletal form from the waist up, being struck by lightning from the ground up. it differs from the original art as the head has been replaced by a golden disco ball that is broken and streaming out beams of light. end id]

[dickbaggins]

let’s see if this extra cup of coffee makes me good or evil

[mortalityplays]

not caring if people think you're stupid is a life hack. recognising that you are kind of stupid is an even bigger life hack. we build entire societies to take care of each other bc we're all kind of stupid. it's fine.

[capacity]

All angels do is get high and dance to house music that’s why our lives look like this

[legowizard]

Muppets! Muppets! Muppets! More Muppets!

Prints! 💘

[fleshwizard]

[a-book-of-creatures]

Yes… ha ha ha… YES!

[lindam54]

[txttletale]

it's so funny that john darnielle wrote like The iconic Divorce Song and he's never even been divorced., its like if johnny cash had never been hurt. or if katy perry never felt like a plastic bag. or like if neutral milk hotel never. uh. [googling] um. hm. you know i personally wouldnt have made an album abotu that i think

[dugaodna]

I want to study at a New Jersey university

i will spell colour as color and use I'm freezing my ass off here to say I'm cold. i would watch The Sopranos on HBO Max all night while drinking a cranberry juice with my roomies. i'll have hoagies every day that're worth 5 smackaroonies. i would go to Atlantic City every night and meet this guy and do a little favor for him. i am also more likely to meet Big Time Tommy, Tony Soprano, Bruce Springsteen and Martha Stewart.

I wish I was from New Jersey :( #OS4Life

[log6]

the 5 love languages are:

- Sharing a blunt

- All forms of cooking

- Being incredibly stupid on purpose

- Collaborative hating

- Ignoring things

[onoyuko]

[snakeater-deactivated20260130]

you may think it’s no big deal but every sweet interaction is actually the most important thing in the world. sooo. take that