What Teachers Make, Taylor Mali
He says the problem with teachers is
Whatâs a kid going to learn
from someone who decided his best option in life
was to become a teacher?
He reminds the other dinner guests that itâs true
what they say about teachers:
Those who can, do; those who canât, teach.
I decide to bite my tongue instead of his
and resist the temptation to remind the dinner guests
that itâs also true what they say about lawyers.
Because weâre eating, after all, and this is polite conversation.
I mean, youâre a teacher, Taylor.
Be honest. What do you make?
And I wish he hadnât done thatâ asked me to be honestâ
because, you see, I have this policy about honesty and ass-Ââkicking:
if you ask for it, then I have to let you have it.
You want to know what I make?
I make kids work harder than they ever thought they could.
I can make a C+ feel like a Congressional Medal of Honor
and an A-Ââ feel like a slap in the face.
How dare you waste my time
with anything less than your very best.
I make kids sit through 40 minutes of study hall
in absolute silence. No, you may not work in groups.
No, you may not ask a question.
Why wonât I let you go to the bathroom?
Because youâre bored.
And you donât really have to go to the bathroom, do you?
I make parents tremble in fear when I call home:
Hi. This is Mr. Mali. I hope I havenât called at a bad time,
I just wanted to talk to you about something your son said today.
To the biggest bully in the grade, he said,
âLeave the kid alone. I still cry sometimes, donât you?
Itâs no big deal.â
And that was noblest act of courage I have ever seen.
I make parents see their children for who they are
and what they can be.
You want to know what I make? I make kids wonder,
I make them question.
I make them criticize.
I make them apologize and mean it.
I make them write.
I make them read, read, read.
I make them spell definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful, definitely beautiful
over and over and over again until they will never misspell
either one of those words again.
I make them show all their work in math
and hide it on their final drafts in English.
I make them understand that if youâve got this,
then you follow this,
and if someone ever tries to judge you
by what you make, you give them this.
Here, let me break it down for you, so you know what I say is true:
Teachers make a goddamn difference! Now what about you?