Barack Obama Official

Michelle Found the poop Sock

[bigmacobama]

MAGA = music are gonna (be) awesome

[bigmacobama]

cumming with a capitol K rn

[bigmacobama]

hey man i know your campaign has been bad as of recent but its a new low when you steal ideas from others.

errrum ... this was posted after my post . typical librels trying to steal my work again.

[bigmacobama]

the woke left?? where did they go...

[bigmacobama]

they call me the dog. the way I'm always in people.

[bigmacobama]

Joker who uses unconventional synonyms for "piss" and "urinate": Piddle me this, Batman

[bigmacobama]

Know You're "Woke" Acronyms:

AFAB = All Firefighters Are Backing (it up)

AMAB = A Machette Ain't Blunt (if you sharp it)

ACAB = Assigned Corncob At Birth

MLM = (not actually an acronym, just pronounced "Mlum")

WLW = (also not an acronym, just pronounced "Wuluwuh")

POC = Person Of Color

LGBT = Lets Get Bugbitten Together

LGBTQIA+ = Lets Get Bugbitten Together, It's Amazing + (the plus is for any other positive things you can say about getting bitten by bugs in a group)

GNC = (also not an acronym. Shortened form of "Gunk" for efficient use while Gunking it)

[bigmacobama]

Ammendments:

BLM = Brennan Lee Mulligan

[bigmacobama]

Know You're "Woke" Acronyms:

AFAB = All Firefighters Are Backing (it up)

AMAB = A Machette Ain't Blunt (if you sharp it)

ACAB = Assigned Corncob At Birth

MLM = (not actually an acronym, just pronounced "Mlum")

WLW = (also not an acronym, just pronounced "Wuluwuh")

POC = Person Of Color

LGBT = Lets Get Bugbitten Together

LGBTQIA+ = Lets Get Bugbitten Together, It's Amazing + (the plus is for any other positive things you can say about getting bitten by bugs in a group)

GNC = (also not an acronym. Shortened form of "Gunk" for efficient use while Gunking it)

[bigmacobama]

hunhnhmngh ,,,,,,,, ooghuhuhfg,,,,.... aaauguhg ....... aaaaaaaugfh. ......... AAAAAAAAYDFHJHHHHHHHHHHHAAAAAAAAUHHHH ........... UHNHG ...... uhm ........ haauh .......

[bigmacobama]

death to the capitalist west

my wive gave me a KILLER blown job!

[sacred-portal]

[bigmacobama]

spread the word

[bigmacobama]

SOY!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

[superchat]

[bigmacobama]

please god i need this. wish i hada time mashine for this

[bigmacobama]

playing smash "brothers" with the secret service and we're having an orgy. here's a screenshot.

[bigmacobama]

i convergengly evolved alongside sperm whales to . well. you know.

[bigmacobama]

they call me sonic the edgehog the way i'm always going fast