bigman shitboy

raw omnipotent power

[bigman-shitboy]

oh darn diddly. i need to make an intro post.

im bigman shitboy, and you can find me in the pasta aisle of most stores at all times.

he/they

other names include cygnus, jo, joseph, shark (that's an oldie) or just bigman!

i am VERY invested in 1920s american culture. that's what happens in high-school: you latch onto one specific thing you learned a long time ago and never let it go.

big fan of king gizzard, godspeed you! black emperor, and the mars volta.

one day I'll start posting my writing on main. but for now, its all in the rough drafts!

[bigman-shitboy]

first time watching project hail mary: awww that was really cute and beautiful

second time: WAHHHHHEUEGHHH WAUGBRBBHH so friendship I love friends I miss my friends

third time: i think👆 Autism.

[bigman-shitboy]

fourth time: (lightheaded) fjfnnnndnnfnn👎 Space Movie Gosling Gosling Rock

[bigman-shitboy]

fifth time: (walking out with bag of sour skittles hidden in my crevices and speaking in chords) movies theater Amaze

[bigman-shitboy]

ideal iron lung viewing experience when it comes out digitally will include being in a bath with the most powerful red bath bomb possible, with several humidifiers next to the tub. eat food with red 40 in it the whole time. im talking anything from twizzlers to the sweet n sour chicken from a buffet that you shoved in your pockets somehow (one pocket for sauce and the other for chicken). must be fully in the dark except for the device being used to watch the movie on, which is probably taped to the wall. maybe you can get one of those bluetooth buttplugs or whatever for the occasion. i dont know how that would work actually with a movie now that im thinking about it. whatever. this is probably the best way to experience the movie. bonus points if you. uh. invite an eel i guess

[3soterotic4]

@straw-milk @npc-octopus @enigmatichippo @rambiing @gh0stcav3 @freezerfridays @bigman-shitboy @isthisatragedy @emo-theaterkid69

hi guys i love you

[bigman-shitboy]

LOVE YOU TOO BRO!!!

[bigman-shitboy]

the white person cheese smell is ever perplexing to all

[bigman-shitboy]

sometimes when you're about to get into a new media you gotta stop and think to yourself "do i really need this right now considering my mental state"

[bigman-shitboy]

ok we've had a movie about someone stuck underwater(blood) and someone stuck space so now we just need a movie where a guy is sent into a cave or something and expected to not return. complete the trio of I Don't Wanna Be Here

[papershipghosts]

why do i feel like the only here come the mummies fan on planet earth i need to hold someone a gunpoint

[bigman-shitboy]

hello

[bigman-shitboy]

happy birthday nonagon infinity. you sure opened the door all right

[ravens-and-rust]

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tagging my friends cus I love you guys

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WEH

[bigman-shitboy]

is anyone else's iron lung merch still in transportation hell after like a month🥹

[kooky-kryptid]

i’m so scared that markiplier is secretly evil and just took my 57$

[bigman-shitboy]

the good news is that it's just taking longer to produce because a lot more people bought merch than expected (if I remember correctly from the stream)

[bigman-shitboy]

is anyone else's iron lung merch still in transportation hell after like a month🥹

[bigman-shitboy]

i had a dream the shirts got here and they came with a cursed amulet that made me hear the voices of the damned everytime i wore it

[bigman-shitboy]

first time watching project hail mary: awww that was really cute and beautiful

second time: WAHHHHHEUEGHHH WAUGBRBBHH so friendship I love friends I miss my friends

third time: i think👆 Autism.

[bigman-shitboy]

fourth time: (lightheaded) fjfnnnndnnfnn👎 Space Movie Gosling Gosling Rock

[bigman-shitboy]

is anyone else's iron lung merch still in transportation hell after like a month🥹

[bigman-shitboy]

the full hopecore experience would be iron lung in one ear and project hail mary in the other watching both movies at the same time. important that you're in a dark little room the whole time too

[bigman-shitboy]

first time watching project hail mary: awww that was really cute and beautiful

second time: WAHHHHHEUEGHHH WAUGBRBBHH so friendship I love friends I miss my friends

third time: i think👆 Autism.

[bigman-shitboy]

just watched project hail mary. forgive me for the sheer amount of fanart that's gonna be reblogged in the next week because holy shit it was so good i loved it and Need to see it again.