TIM!

Friendly neighborhood Stoker at your service!

[bigmanst0ker]

Hello internet!

Tim here, I had to make a new one of these cause I got locked out of the last one (how sad)

Good thing is I managed to convince the rest of the archival crew to join me!

@head-archivist-mag-institute @mart1n-k-blackwood @s4sha-james

woaah.. another one..

im jons mod too! how fun! the whole crew is here

okay, okay. check this out

RULES!

suggestive and romantic asks are okay, dont direct it towards mod or get too graphic with it, mod is a minor

this is set early s1, sort of a 'nothing bad happens' au? shrug!

ocs and other rp blogs ARE allowed! this includes crossovers!

OTHER

pfp is by @/lukewarmtomatosoup

tim uses he/him, mod uses he/xe

tim talks like this, mod talks normally or through tags

[straightupbugs]

trick or treat asks are welcome btdubs

[elias-magnusnt]

Ah, yes, Halloween, or as I like to call it: the Fears' birthday.

I'm throwing a party in my office, not inviting anybody because I'm supposed to be a Normal Boss still. There will be cake, but please don't come I want to eat the whole thing.

[bigmanst0ker]

Aw, none for us? Is there at least a spare cake we can have down in the archives, or is that for Jon only?

[bigmanst0ker]

are you alive

Unfortunately not, no..😔Sasha left me alone in a hot car for far too long

[s4sha-james]

It's all my fault 💔 I'm so sorry

[wren-of-the-flock]

how could you Sash.

[bigmanst0ker]

It was very sick of her. I'm haunting the archives now, my unfinished buisness is not answering that email that Jon sent me

[wren-of-the-flock]

thought you would’ve had a cooler reason to haunt the archive

[bigmanst0ker]

Same but Jons need for me to answer that email was way too strong. Strong runner-up is missing our Assistant Cafe Run (we go to the nearest cafe and get treats)

[head-archivist-mag-institute]

Tim. Tim, you do know I'm on here as well, right?

[elias-magnusnt]

I hope you feel ashamed your unusually strong need for that email to be answered has trapped the baby Tim on this plane of existence for the rest of eternity

[bigmanst0ker]

Ugh! Exactly! I'm going to haunt him forever, now. It's simply ghost law.

[ghosts-of-wars-past]

Sorry, did you just say "ghost"? Hey Tim do you want to be in a Youtube video

[bigmanst0ker]

Uh, Yeah! I can be one of those famous ghosts, like... the Spirit of Archives past...

[ghosts-of-wars-past]

Good call, you need a stage nickname. Though I'm not sure how a spirit of Archives is supposed to be anything but past. Little redundant, no? And there's the copyright issues... So what about... The Piping Pretzel Poltergeist?

[bigmanst0ker]

It's genuis. The Piping Pretzel Poltergeist...

Now I just need to knock stuff over and whisper at Jon. He can't fire ghosts, right?

[bigmanst0ker]

Just you wait until Elias changes the profile picture of the buisness accounts

[elias-magnusnt]

Hey, it's not like we're fake pandering, everyone here remains gay the rest of the year.

[bigmanst0ker]

Guess you're right, actually

[bigmanst0ker]

are you alive

Unfortunately not, no..😔Sasha left me alone in a hot car for far too long

[s4sha-james]

It's all my fault 💔 I'm so sorry

[wren-of-the-flock]

how could you Sash.

[bigmanst0ker]

It was very sick of her. I'm haunting the archives now, my unfinished buisness is not answering that email that Jon sent me

[wren-of-the-flock]

thought you would’ve had a cooler reason to haunt the archive

[bigmanst0ker]

Same but Jons need for me to answer that email was way too strong. Strong runner-up is missing our Assistant Cafe Run (we go to the nearest cafe and get treats)

[head-archivist-mag-institute]

Tim. Tim, you do know I'm on here as well, right?

[elias-magnusnt]

I hope you feel ashamed your unusually strong need for that email to be answered has trapped the baby Tim on this plane of existence for the rest of eternity

[bigmanst0ker]

Ugh! Exactly! I'm going to haunt him forever, now. It's simply ghost law.

[ghosts-of-wars-past]

Sorry, did you just say "ghost"? Hey Tim do you want to be in a Youtube video

[bigmanst0ker]

Uh, Yeah! I can be one of those famous ghosts, like... the Spirit of Archives past...

[bigmanst0ker]

are you alive

Unfortunately not, no..😔Sasha left me alone in a hot car for far too long

[s4sha-james]

It's all my fault 💔 I'm so sorry

[wren-of-the-flock]

how could you Sash.

[bigmanst0ker]

It was very sick of her. I'm haunting the archives now, my unfinished buisness is not answering that email that Jon sent me

[wren-of-the-flock]

thought you would’ve had a cooler reason to haunt the archive

[bigmanst0ker]

Same but Jons need for me to answer that email was way too strong. Strong runner-up is missing our Assistant Cafe Run (we go to the nearest cafe and get treats)

[head-archivist-mag-institute]

Tim. Tim, you do know I'm on here as well, right?

[elias-magnusnt]

I hope you feel ashamed your unusually strong need for that email to be answered has trapped the baby Tim on this plane of existence for the rest of eternity

[bigmanst0ker]

Ugh! Exactly! I'm going to haunt him forever, now. It's simply ghost law.

[bigmanst0ker]

Any opinions on worms? Are they cute, creepy, a hive mind set on destroying the institute?

When I was a kid, I'd put a bunch of worms in a tin and keep them under my bed. One time they escaped, and my parents got.... upset.

Anywho, that last part sounds like something that would be in a statement. Yknow, one that'd get Jon all 'This is just utter nonsense! I really don't think worms have any capacity to think, let alone stage an elaborate heist to steal all our information. Go find this persons records, files, home address, family, and their Call of Duty login. We cannot let this happen, despite thinking it's complete bull.'

[mart1n-k-blackwood]

ic: Hi gayball

Hello Tim. What does ic mean???

[bigmanst0ker]

Hello Martin. Dont worry about it.

[mart1n-k-blackwood]

Scared???

[bigmanst0ker]

Dont worry about it.

[mart1n-k-blackwood]

ic: Hi gayball

Hello Tim. What does ic mean???

[bigmanst0ker]

Hello Martin. Dont worry about it.

[bigmanst0ker]

Just you wait until Elias changes the profile picture of the buisness accounts

[bigmanst0ker]

I think for pride month I should get a raise

[bigmanst0ker]

Just making sure, but you've seen Parks and Rec, right?

...Well, I have seen it. I can't say exactly what state I was in while I watched it, but I'm going to say I don't remember much.

[bigmanst0ker]

No clue who I'm certified by, but I'll take it!

[bigmanst0ker]

TIM!! HELLO

hi there!

hellooo

- rowan, bee, andrew / @a-thousand-little-things

Oh! Hello! Can I help you with anything?

[a-thousand-little-things]

not really. you’re very cool. please don’t die

how are you :D

[bigmanst0ker]

Thank you? I'm quite well right now, on a coffee run at the minute

[a-thousand-little-things]

good for you then c:

i hate coffee, but whatever

:D

[bigmanst0ker]

Hah! Yeah, you'd be sick hearing what my boss gets then. I'd better be on my way, then, I can't have these getting cold.

[bigmanst0ker]

TIM!! HELLO

hi there!

hellooo

- rowan, bee, andrew / @a-thousand-little-things

Oh! Hello! Can I help you with anything?

[a-thousand-little-things]

not really. you’re very cool. please don’t die

how are you :D

[bigmanst0ker]

Thank you? I'm quite well right now, on a coffee run at the minute

[bigmanst0ker]

TIM!! HELLO

hi there!

hellooo

- rowan, bee, andrew / @a-thousand-little-things

Oh! Hello! Can I help you with anything?