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do you ever wish you could just stop time for like a couple weeks so you could just sleep and do whatever you want and just get your shit together and then after that time would just start back up again and you wouldn’t have missed anything because you would just pick up where you left off

bey0nddusk

I hope whoever ends up w me enjoys my 10 alarms

bey0nddusk

& when I snooze each of them

vuruncaherseycalisir

Me: *always wants books*

Also me: *already owns 40 that are unread*

weemstar

Has anyone noticed that July, August, September, October, and November’s initials spell the name Jason?

fefbutts-archive

what do we do with this information

setheverman

Then a D for December, it’s obvious? Just Jason Derulo having a shout out to himself in the actual calendar.

takemeback-

popipoyan-deactivated20240919

where do daytime animals go at night anyway,,ive never seen one,, the fear i would feel if i was outside after dark and a duck walked past me is indescribable

the "works hard for 15 minutes then gets tired and takes a 3 hour break" squad

Aries, Sagittarius, Libra, Taurus, Gemini, Leo, Pisces

frappuccinio

me at school: when i get home im gonna be productive’

me at home: good nite

bob-belcher

3 years from now when it’s new year’s eve before the year 2020, every person wearing those new year’s glasses are all going to make this same joke: “haha, look, i got 20/20 vision”