my special bullshit

i'm uh an artist and uh the penis.... that's what They™️ call me… i'm 18 or somethign, idk wgat i do half tha time

[bigpapapenis]

i could totally make an intro n stuff, but i won't

so i'll pin this

this is bullshit!

welcome to my special bullshit

[bigpapapenis]

i don't like any of my drawings lately, i'm gonna draw more

i'm glad you guys like them tho

[bigpapapenis]

ok i'm gonna make more effort in my art tonight maybe. if i can.

[bigpapapenis]

ok i like this one a lot more, i used. other methods...

[bigpapapenis]

ok i don't rlly like my last drawing so i'm gonna force myself to draw a lot soon

big things coming

[starzyhoes]

Evan rant ❗️❗️

Idk why like no one talks abt how much Evan (pre emh) would loooove someone else being into the fitness stuff.

Like someone he could rant to about nutrition, what his personal goals are, favorite exercises/gym equipment to use is, and them being able to understand and do the same without just being like “yeah” “uh-huh” “that totally makes sense” “me too” or some shit like that 💔💔💔

I need a fic like that so bad i’m crying.

And this is coming from someone who goes to the gym on a daily basis, is obsessed with nutrition/macros, and has lost over 80 ibs so i’m desperate for a rant or fic on this 🤤🤤🤤

(I think he’d be so into stretch/marks during intimacy or if it wasn’t intimacy, he just would.)

foams at the mouth and barks

okay bye

[bigpapapenis]

ok bye art block, hi early emh evan

scruffy little fucker

[bigpapapenis]

i got a camcorder, will post about it later

i need a pack of dvd-r's for it still

but it works !

[cemetery-headlights]

OMG THATS EXCITING???? I'm so thrilled. Tell me more, Penis. Talk camera to me

[bigpapapenis]

ouhhh i'll talk camera to you all night long 😼

[postpunkclarity]

WHAT’S GOING ON?! IT’S SO HOT! UP IS DOWN, DOWN IS UP. I’M SO CONFUSED.

[bigpapapenis]

i got a camcorder, will post about it later

i need a pack of dvd-r's for it still

but it works !

[bigpapapenis]

i'm in ART BLOCK

somebody old yeller me

[mla0]

[bigpapapenis]

early emh evan was so scruffy lookin... i need to draw him NOW

[suninnightmare]

im so genius

[cemeteryheadlights]

Evan Myers

[melonpankos]

Missing early EMH. Missing buzzcut Evan w the few strands of bangs he was so cuteness.

[cemeteryheadlights]

Those early episodes of EMH where Evan is doing his segments are just like. Yeah keep talking, sexy