Check it.

Just posting random stuff all day erry day.

[queenskeleton-deactivated202105]

messing up horribly but you’re still cute

[besweetbyjapanesebreakfast]

today i hung out w my 15 y/o brothers girlfriend and i jokingly was like “tell me embarrassing stuff about him” and she was like “ok. he has a piss kink” and was 100% serious and i almost crashed the fucking car

[frootfarm]

this is my favorite show

[lagonegirl]

Most inspiring caption on Instagram

[pharaohoftheghetto]

I’m cackling

[decreasing-entropy-deactivated2]

Anxiety: if you are not doing The Most™ then you are a giant fucking failure! go! hurry!

Depression: life is pointless, just lie in bed and stare at a wall all day, we good

[blndbl]

[blvck-zoid]

Fashion At Blvck-Zoid 

[bellaxiao]

things are getting real

[ellaupdates]

[sailor--ari]

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

…the fuck?! Since when?!

[itschinyere-deactivated20200201]

That’s Sophia Grace? Waittttttt!!!! When?

[weloveshortvideos]

When there’s a fight but they’re giving out free donuts

[animatedtext]

[theparttimemisanthrope]

[funnystories]

funny story

when I was little, I would go on Nickelodeon.com all the time and they had this game similar to club penguin except it was called Nicktropolis. and if you forgot your password, a security question you could choose was “what is your eye color?” and if you got it right it’d tell you your password. so I would go to popular locations in Nicktropolis and write down random usernames who were also in those areas, and then i would log out and type in the username as if it were my own and see which of these usernames had a security question set to “what is your eye color?” (which was most of them, since it was easy and we were all kids). i would then try either brown, blue, or green, and always get in, then I would go to their house and send all of their furniture and decorations to my own account’s. and if it I didn’t want it, i could sell it for money

[witchhzel]

ewwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

writing adult emails is awful

its like

hi [name of person], 

this formatting is making me uncomfortable but I have to tell you something / ask you something that is vital to my career as a student. 

I re-read and edited that sentence for an hour, but you’ll probably just glance over it for half a second.

thanks! 

- [name]

[duskeos]

k

-professor

[ischemgeek]

I have a stock format and structure I use.

Dear Person I am Writing To:

This is an optional sentence introducing who I am and work for, included if the addressee has never corresponded with me before. The second optional sentence reminds the person where we met, if relevant. This sentence states the purpose of the email.

This optional paragraph describes in more detail what’s needed. This sentence discusses relevant information like how soon an answer is needed, what kind of an answer is needed, and any information that the other person might find useful. If there’s a lot of information, it’s a good idea to separate this paragraph into two or three paragraphs to avoid having a Wall of Text.

If a description paragraph was used, close with a restatement of the initial request, in case the addressee ignored the opening paragraph.

This sentence is just a platitude (usually thanking them for their time) because people think I’m standoffish, unreasonably demanding, or cold if it’s not included.

Closing salutation,

Signature.

People always ask me how I can fire off work emails so quickly. Nobody has figured out yet that it’s the same email with the details changed as needed.

[helloitsbees]

reblog to save a life holy shit

[idkbrosorry-deactivated20190714]

[theproblematicblogger]

[unshrink]

Family: *talks shit about me like i’m not there*

Me:

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, realizing that Hillary is the obvious best candidate for presidency of the two, but also realizing that she’s not the person I ideally want in office and that American elections are a sham of corporate greed and the funny memes only cover up how frustrated we all are:

[bryznjognepjfz4h-blog]

you could vote Gary Johnson or Jill Stein…

[sodomymcscurvylegs]

Me, remembering that voting third party is a complete waste of a vote and that not voting for Hillary can give Trump a very real chance at winning the White House, and Jill Stein has zero probably of winning and that Gary Johnson is a Libertarian: