The Part-Time Misanthrope

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Me to myself while watching the Gilded Age Season 2 Trailer

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Honestly "I'm doing it for the pollinators" is like the ultimate excuse for anything

Why is your yard so overgrown? The pollinators.

Did you dig up my peonies and transplant them in your yard?? What can I say? Pollinators.

You singlehandedly murdered everybody on your block. Doin' it for the bees, bro.

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I am BEGGING for a Bluesky invite code

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They've renamed Twitter, and tweets are now called... Xeets

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*Only part-time

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Costume appreciation series: Mamma Mia! (2008) dir Phyllida Lloyd

Costume Design by Ann Roth

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Thanks for sharing. Here's actual footage of me walking into the theater to see Mamma Mia! 3 anyway (the theater is an indie cinema on top of an abandoned warehouse)

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Amazon package arriving a day late

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Michelle Visage looks amazing in this pic

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Thinking about all the people currently singing Fran Drescher's praises before they learn about her other political views

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Good morning to Lee Pace's pecs, and Lee Pace's pecs only

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In Seldon's Shadow FOUNDATION (2021–)

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When you're getting your flu shot and your psychopath brain keep saying "Look at the needle as it goes in"

[loveboatinsanity]

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Today my 3 year old asked me "Mommy, will you teach me how to read in time for the release of Britney's memoir?"

I've never been so proud--our queen is getting our kids hooked on phonics

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Coming back to Tumblr after a several year hiatus

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You know things are bad for Twitter when this man is somehow getting good PR