autism blogging

22. mean lesbian

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dont show me your nerdy interests i WILL have sex with you.

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whenever im looking at the bad reviews for horror movies on letterboxd theyre always like 'ew! this movie was gross' or 'they did weird stuff'. like r you guys actually fucking stupid...

you watched a movie in the weird gross stuff genre and ur shocked? yeaahh they did it on purpose. it was supposed to be gross. ur experiencing it the way the director intended.

its like watching some marvel cape shit and leaving the cinema with dribble covering ur maha shirt and feeling really positively about the military. THATS WHAT IS SUPPOSED TO HAPPEN!

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u ever in the mood to just go have ur depressive episode in someone elses house... gonna get myself there with a 20 minute warning before i become paralytic. omw! hide everything u love. u can have the couch i call dibs on the bed.

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had kyle summer now im having fall in love autumn fingers crossed we get happily ever after winter.

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in light of my upcoming anniversary with my girlfriend i would just like to say that YIPPEEE YIPPEEE YIPPEEEEEE HURRAY HUZZAHHH YAY ME EVERYONE BE HAPPY FOR ME BECAUSE IM HAPPY YAYAYYAYAYAYAYAYAYYYYY

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banana ice vape and a red slushy with vodka in it send post

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there are 3 days when i am perfectly sleep deprived and in the perfert point in my hormonal cycle where i am genuinely so beautiful. im chopped all the time except for that one moment and i plan all my social activities around it.

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my dad whacked the shit out of me as a kid but in my generation that wasnt all that common so im just weird and scared of authority in a way that doesn't totally make sense but everyone Knows something is wrong.

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"youre so calming to be around" thank you im so sedated rn that im having to manually breathe. do you know how to narcan somebody? yeah its in my purse. the side pocket. not that one the other side. cool cool

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bitches get a little bit sleep deprived on day 2 of their period and start uncontrollably crying

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kittens... daddy has become evil. daddy got rostered onto night shift too many times and is now evil.

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its called putting a lipgloss up your sleeve at the pharmacy... and lets just say, ive gone pro.

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going rollerskating again tonight im only medium bad and am averaging 1.5 falls an hour. i can sort of almost rollerskate kinda

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having surgery this week and im getting antsy. need my mum but my mums actually a bitch and is NOT invited to the hospital but like i need my mum yknow... like someone elses mum if she was my mum... like... like a mum ... yeah.

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my girlfriend is soooo good at rollerskating and also we r in love and also its really fun

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having an awful terrible time brain wise. and im broke. but otherwise everything is excellent

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they tied me up with rope and choked me with a belt ... then made me panckes in the morning. YAYAYYAYAYAYAYYAYAYAYAAYAYAYAY