Fungus Scene Manifesto

Ash | 31 | Butch lesbian | Non-binary | tme Xe/xyr/xem or They/their/them Everything I love gives me carpal tunnel icon by themadknightuniverse

[pokearthive]

Stellar Tera Type Ceruledge Card Sleeves (2024)

Artist: Nejita

Source: Pokémon Center

[athetos]

Put on the cat ear headphones!

[rockabillywife]

This is how it feels when you have two interests

[dogpuppy]

[transfemmes-deactivated20260103]

Mutuals line up I'm giving you all one of these bad boys

[prokopetz]

Look, it's very simple: deviation from the norm is always bad, unless I'm the one doing the deviating, in which case I'm a brave iconoclast and it's the Masses who are wrong.

[king-carnivore]

what really fucks me up about watching the truman show in 2025 is how it's not fictional. truman is fictional, but the truman show isn't.

there's thousands of truman shows. you find them on youtube, tiktok, instagram... family and mommy vloggers, sad beige moms and now the trend of neglectful moms showing the "reality" of parenting. all of them using their kids for entertainment. each child their own truman; living a life manufactured by their parents, a camera watching their every moment, broadcasted for the entire world to see.

[king-carnivore]

tbh, i didn't even think about that when i made my post and holy shit you're so fucking right

[pjackk]

Wtf is the point of the tutty fruitty flavor when it just tastes like bubble gum wich btw there is already a fucking bibble gum flavored jellie bellie for your information i think the giys making these must be kind of fuckinf stupid from time to time

[smute]

elizabeth holmes has been spotted soaking lady fingers in a clear colorless liquid. sources close to the entrepreneur claim she is working to "revolutionize tiramisu" by using just a few drops of coffee diluted in water. early testers described the result as tasting "like shit." undeterred, holmes insists that a breakthrough is imminent. her company, theramisu, is currently valued at $150.

[comicallyqueer]

above and beyond ally.

[krafterwrites]

I'm genuinely crying right now

[ashiffriend]

danganronpa if it was good

[oldhollywoodniall]

[nealashitposts]

A year or so ago I went to wood carving club with a bruised eye from my dog slamming his nose into my eyesocket and like every old lady there pulled me aside at some point to ask if my partner hit me here are some of the solutions they had in case he did.

-Replacing his vitimens with poision

- getting her brother to invite him out onto his boat and then killing him and dumping him in the ocean and saying he got drunk and fell off.

- get tboned with him in the passenger seat and then once he was in the hospital theres all kinds of easy ways to kill him like not washing my hands after a poop and then touching his wound casually.

-replacing his drink of choice with moonshine!?

- take him on a hike thats locally notorious for a rapid otter attacking hikers and once he had rabies I could just kill him any ol way and say self defense.

-One lady just cheerfully informed me she had a gun and only a few years left anyway

[janedrewfinally]

Accurate tags:

#and this is why no-fault divorce brings down the murder rate

[pokemonarchive]

Let’s Find Pokémon! Postcard Book (2001) - Safari Zone Postcard Illustrator: Kazunori Aihara

[medievaljournalist]

it's easy for me to tell who is possessed by dark spirits and who isnt

[thecactifindahome]

[maxknightley]

if you follow the right people on social media then you can regularly enjoy a sort of "survival horror experience" where you get to piece together The Terrible Thing That Happened based entirely on scattered, incomplete accounts

[pokemonarchive]

Mega Charizard X (2014) - Wild Blaze Artwork Illustrator: 5ban Graphics