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bordie wants more bordie fanfiction which means i have to write more bordie fanfiction but i’m petrified to write more bordie fanfiction because she might read the bordie fanfiction
This was funnier in my head, I’ll be honest
he’s so pretty oh my god
i guess it’s safe to say that smii7y and i are both the biggest superbad stans.
screenshot redraw from a memorable podcast moment
Racc: what’s the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?
Fitz: what?
Racc: theres 20 of them.
Fitz: Jesus Christ
I expect nothing and I’m still let down.
- Swagger to Zuckles and Racc
Fitz: I can’t believe you and Kryoz broke the bed.
Toby: You two must’ve gotten wild.
Smii7y: Haha, yeah…
[The night before]
Smii7y: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.
Toby: Why is Swagger crying?
McCreamy: Oh, he just took one of those “Which Misfits Member Are You” quizzes.
Toby: Oh, who’d he get?
McCreamy: Mason.
Fitz, fondly: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the source of my anxiety. Zuckles, waving enthusiastically: Hi Fitz!
Zuckles: You’d make a pretty decent prostitute
Raccoon: I’d make an amazing prostitute.
“They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating fucking legends for breakfast”
-McCreamy, probably
Fitz: I spent an entire summer in Italy!
Swagger: Yeah? Well, I once drank 16 beers, by myself.
Zuckles: Ehh, I ate a battery.
Fitz: Uh… why?
Zuckles: I was scared.
Swagger: Of what????
Zuckles, panicking: Of not eating a battery????
Zuckles: You’re giving me a sticker?
Fitz: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying me-wow.
Zuckles: I’m not a child.
Fitz: Fine, I’ll take it back
Zuckles: No I earned this, fuck off
Fitz: Can we talk about the email you sent out to the entire Misfits company?
Swagger: It was a critical update.
Fitz: It just says, "I'm back on my bullshit"
Swagger: People need to know
Toby: Ever since I taught Fitz about internet slang he’s been going around the house talking like he’s on twitter.
Fitz: Oof, What a call out, sis. The tea is scorching.
Toby: Please, Stop.
Swagger: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE!
Heyimbee: WE AREN’T EVEN MARRIED!
Swagger: AND WHO’S FAULT IS THAT?!