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The Misfits/GBG reactions, imagines, preferences, & just general fanfiction My Wattpad: bigtittygothbitch

[boffumdeez]

bordie wants more bordie fanfiction which means i have to write more bordie fanfiction but i’m petrified to write more bordie fanfiction because she might read the bordie fanfiction

[idkstacyorsomtin]

This was funnier in my head, I’ll be honest

[boffumdeez]

he’s so pretty oh my god

[ludwigwasright-deactivated20230]

i guess it’s safe to say that smii7y and i are both the biggest superbad stans.

[spybblez]

screenshot redraw from a memorable podcast moment

[amazingsam9]

Racc: what’s the best thing about fucking 28 year olds?

Fitz: what?

Racc: theres 20 of them.

Fitz: Jesus Christ

[zuckles-bubbles]

I expect nothing and I’m still let down.

- Swagger to Zuckles and Racc

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Fitz: I can’t believe you and Kryoz broke the bed.

Toby: You two must’ve gotten wild.

Smii7y: Haha, yeah…

[The night before]

Smii7y: I bet you can’t jump high enough to touch the ceiling.

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Toby: Why is Swagger crying?

McCreamy: Oh, he just took one of those “Which Misfits Member Are You” quizzes.

Toby: Oh, who’d he get?

McCreamy: Mason.

[strangedeerconnoisseur-deactiva]

Fitz, fondly: Well, well, well, if it isn’t the source of my anxiety. Zuckles, waving enthusiastically: Hi Fitz!

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Zuckles: You’d make a pretty decent prostitute

Raccoon: I’d make an amazing prostitute.

[fanta-king-deactivated20240929]

“They say you are what you eat, but I don’t remember eating fucking legends for breakfast”

-McCreamy, probably

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Fitz: I spent an entire summer in Italy!

Swagger: Yeah? Well, I once drank 16 beers, by myself.

Zuckles: Ehh, I ate a battery.

Fitz: Uh… why?

Zuckles: I was scared.

Swagger: Of what????

Zuckles, panicking: Of not eating a battery????

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Zuckles: You’re giving me a sticker?

Fitz: Not just a sticker. That is a sticker of a kitty saying me-wow.

Zuckles: I’m not a child.

Fitz: Fine, I’ll take it back

Zuckles: No I earned this, fuck off

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Fitz: Can we talk about the email you sent out to the entire Misfits company?

Swagger: It was a critical update.

Fitz: It just says, "I'm back on my bullshit"

Swagger: People need to know

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Toby: Ever since I taught Fitz about internet slang he’s been going around the house talking like he’s on twitter.

Fitz: Oof, What a call out, sis. The tea is scorching.

Toby: Please, Stop.

[incorrect-misfits-quotes]

Swagger: YOU KNOW WHAT? I WANT A DIVORCE!

Heyimbee: WE AREN’T EVEN MARRIED!

Swagger: AND WHO’S FAULT IS THAT?!