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Its a clownmas miracle

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Im locked in here for life 😢 but wait ☝ whats that rumbling nouse 🧐

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3????? 3 ducks??? 3days??? 3 screaming children??? Pls I’m scared

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BACK IN 4 WHAT ???

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My berger tastid like soap this is why we need to bring back Steve please find him very soon I don’t like soap berger

Stwve will be back in maybe 4

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If you find a clown in the wild and say hello you might get 3 wishes

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whos the zombie looking guy I saw slinking away ominously behind the truck? hes with you guys right?

Can you kill him pleasr

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I’m going to be graduating from highschool soon, do the clowns have any kind words for a little ol’ mini graduate(ōwô)

Make sure to pursue a life of Clownery after you've been freed from the confines of evil school ! Never pursue the path of zomburgery

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What do rocks taste like Steve?

Rhe rpcks taste lije mt firdt burger 😋😋🎪

I fodund a conpumter down hetre

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*Gets down on one knee and pulls out a burger*

w-would…would you marry me?

Yes!! Yes!! One million clown burgers ($0.99 each!!) Yes !!

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most americans unknowingly breathe in about 30 to 40 "microburgers" daily

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if you are within smelling distance of a burger joint you are likely inhaling these fumes

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microburgers are completely safe. microburgers nourish your body they are good for you and me

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@bigtopburgerofficial explain.

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Microburgers are yummy and you should breathe them in for good yumy bruger

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Zomburger more like

Follow for more epic roasts 1🔥🔥

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URH I’m sorry for eating all the meat clown so it couldn’t regenerate it’s meat OKAY maybe the meat clown longed for the sweet release of death Jesus you can’t even consume a single meat clown these days without people getting on your ass about it

That was our favorite meat clown too .. rest in peace bungle ..

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can I get a burger with 40% clown?

We dont have the clown available right now we ran out of supply of meat clown

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I missed the brunch rush :(

The next one will be in 2 .. maybe 3

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Gay clowns tomorrow morning

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Sorry for camera quality

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is there any heterosexual clowns tomorrow night ?

Heterosexual clowns are out of stock right now they wont be in stock ever