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[dogpuppy]

[mangosteen]

i love when people are like 'you can make a microwave mug cake with only a few easy ingredients' they're lying to you. they're all lying to you. they want you to suffer. if they think that THING is edible then they do not respect themselves or you and you should take recipes from people who want you to at least feel some semblance of joy in your life. just get the cake from the store man

[lostmedia-deactivated20250112]

[druidshollow]

i dont get the appeal of tomodachi life miis with their entire face drawn on. yeah whatever they look cool but now theyre cardboard. that dude is cardboard forever. she cant emote. she cant blink. she cant smile. she cant cry. does she feel joy? sadness? anger? we will never know. all because you needed hyperrealistic junko enoshima

[boccher]

i think every british journalist should just be gunned down

[maidthings]

On the small soggy wet archipelago that makes up the modern day united kingdom, sunny days are a rare phenomenon. As such, the peoples of england cherish each and every one, even going so far as to write songs about them in their local music. With sunlight in such high demand, to block it deliberately is nigh unthinkable, hence their cultural confusion at the invention of the parasol.

[bewbin]

queen mogging my opponent

[puppygirllaika]

so. i just learned that my entirely me-written resume flags as being AI-written by automated HR systems for a few writing quirks and the fact that i followed all the rules of good resume writing, which is apparently a telltale sign of AI use in this fucking hellworld. i've been desperately applying to jobs that i am massively overqualified for for months with no response, not even an interview, and now i find out that at least part of the reason is because some fucking moron decided that following the rules every career advisor has given me for a decade means i cheated and should be disqualified. the ai bubble cannot pop soon enough. what the actual fuck.

[puppygirllaika]

"frequent use of action-result sentences. bullet points all start with action verbs. no career gaps." girl what the fuck are you talking about. that's just resume writing advice being followed. i just did what i was told. it's a fucking resume. you're supposed to do all that stuff. what the fuck do you mean it looks ai generated and wouldn't pass basic detection systems?????????? for following the resume writing rules????????????

[puppygirllaika]

wishing every AI bro and ceo a very [REDACTED]

[mangosteen]

two interviews next week. hoping praying

[pokeween]

im actually fucking crying right now

[segamascott]

welcome to.. the world... of gay guys....

[mlarayoukai]

no girlfrind...

[vaspim-deactivated20131011]

naw the world aint ready for this text post yet

[dovvvvv]

this is how charli xcx sounds to straight men

[chamomile-teabag]

WHAT ARE YALL READING RN you must tell me

[phaeton-flier]

So many little ways that hatred of some underclass — immigrants, the homeless, the young — requires making things worse for everyone so those in the under class don't get anything nice either. Whole smorgasbord of shooting yourself in the foot out of spite

[phaeton-flier]

have to keep ourselves poorer just to keep brown people out. can't have public bathrooms because the homeless might use them. have to play high-pitched noise to keep teens away. we are letting the cruelest people among us make our lives worse so they can be hateful

[mangosteen]

you have everything to gain but nothing to lose. you have everything to gain but nothing to lose. you have everything to gain but nothing to lose

[dogpuppy]