MORTON? MORE LIKE... LESTON. @biigmouthkoopa - Tumblr Blog

So Morton. How was your Valentine's?

“I, didn’t, really, celebrate. Valentines is stupid. I would’ve ate all the sweets, but about three brothers were hogging all of them.”

“Oh but Iggy had to be dragged off cause he ate too much candy, so I got to steal some of his! That’ll teach him! I don’t know what that’ll teach him but it’ll teach him!”

#in the shell #Anonymous

One more room to go... *Corrie mumbled to herself as she carried the last basket towards Morton's room, then knocked on the door. Damn. Who knew carrying candy can be tiring...*

Who was knocking on his door!? Morton stomped over and opened it. He looked at Corrie, then at the basket.

“Candy? You shouldn’t have!”

Morton laughed as he grabbed the basket. This basket won’t last very long.

#in the shell #scxrlctisms

"Hey, bro... what does your head look like without all the greasepaint? Or is it naturally white? How about the star?"

“It’s all natural!! Except the star…”

“See koopa heads can be any color, like how Yoshis can be pink or red or green or blue! Guess I was lucky to be born with an odd color! The star was to make me look cooler, cause one time I fell in some gray paint and it really stung my eyes, but I saw how the paint contrasted with my white head and I thought ‘I would look so cool with this stuff on me!’ So I got the paint out and painted a star on my eye, cause Ludwig introduced me to music and I did research and saw some guys called ‘Kiss’ and one of them had a star over his eye, and I figured it looked menacing enough without being over-the-top! So I got Lemmy’s help, cause he must’ve had painting experience, what with the rainbow hair and-”