Here, Kitty Kitty

“My brain has no heart, and my heart has no brain. That’s why when I speak my mind, I appear heartless, and when I do what’s in my heart, I seem thoughtless.”

[just-shower-thoughts]

I thought the Bermuda Triangle was going to be a bigger problem in my life when I was younger

[firebnd]

[exvertiente]

[just-shower-thoughts]

How fast a car can go from 100-0 is probably more important than how fast it can get from 0-100.

[kumagawa]

[graceless-goddess-deactivated20]

😒

[unchichi-deactivated20201020]

the problem with rich people is that i am not one

[booblichek-deactivated20190122]

Closer to the warm

[iguanamouth]

i dont care about horsepower ok i wanna know the conversion rates for other animals. how many snakes would it take to move your car

[memeufacturing-deactivated20161]

i’m comforted by the fact that Ted Cruz woke up one morning and was told by his advisors that the internet was suddenly convinced that he was the zodiac killer

[skinnywinnerbosombuddy]

[zodiacsociety]

"IT STARTS AT 9:00PM"

Aries arrival time: 8:59pm; likes racing the clock Taurus arrival time: 10:00pm; “sorry i had to….” Gemini arrival time: If they’re gonna get there late, they’re not coming. Cancer arrival time: 8:30pm; wanna help set up Leo arrival time: 9:20pm; fashionably late Virgo arrival time: 9:05pm; not too early, not too late Libra arrival time: 9:00pm; social etiquette! Scorpio arrival time: 10:30pm; dying down, no one will notice I’m super late. Sagittarius arrival time: 8:55; likes to be 5mins early Capricorn arrival time: 9:01; planned to come exactly at 9:01 Aquarius arrival time: 9:30; show up casually Pisces arrival time: 9:45pm; tried to arrive on time, somehow ended up late

[funnyordie]

[biitchenkiitten-blog]

At least I know why my nose is always runny now

[just-shower-thoughts]

I bet the spider living on my side-view mirror wonders why it gets super fucking windy twice a day for only 15 minutes.

[okinawaisland-deactivated201901]

[fitnika]

[whomst-is-she]

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