charcoal baby

hi i'm theo / kurtcobangs

[mulhollandrivedyke]

[9km]

im not american and i think thats very sexy of me

[bilingualwife]

tav and i are discussing our top 3 snacks

so now i’ve gotta know everyone else’s

[snarp]

I don't know how to stop being stupid

[snarp]

I am NOT asking for assistance in this matter

[bilingualwife]

stop!!! vibe check!!!

how’s everyone doing today

[circusnymphs]

hi everyone i'm tommy and me posting these as my intro is just giving you the chance to be as close to a star as you ever will be able to get. you're welcome! @ toheckw.it is where i can be reached? ever have a conversation with a star? you can try it! it's free!

[thatsmyqueso]

that’s how i be lookin at the dumplings on my plate

[bilingualwife]

it’s that time of night where the glasses come off and i go...... to bed

[bilingualwife]

i am posting this @ the worst possible time but i’m omw to work and feeling feisty. theo’s plot page is right here + if u want to give this post a little like (as a treat) i’ll come bother you on hangouts!!!

[bilingualwife]

i am posting this @ the worst possible time but i’m omw to work and feeling feisty. theo’s plot page is right here + if u want to give this post a little like (as a treat) i’ll come bother you on hangouts!!!

[bilingualwife]

tumblr is h*mophobic and won’t let me tag anyone but just know my intro was for the ladies only 😎

[bilingualwife]

@gayfarms are you... ordering dessert with... dinner 🥺👉👈 💕💞💘💓💗💘💓💓💘💓💘

[bilingualwife]

remember when fetty wap said hey what’s up hello? no? 2014 was a fever dream. but for real this time - hi i’m theo! for future reference, i’m not just “going through some things” i’m a cancer and it never ends. at any given moment i promise i’m still thinking about the san junipero episode of black mirror. anyway, there’s a conspiracy theory that girls only go to the bathroom together to kiss? prove me wrong via hangouts @ kurtcobangs

[bilingualwife]

my dash is haunted by recommended posts only