oh my god they were roommates

this is my unhinged account

[billcardenqueen]

you 🫵 shouldn't be here none of us should be here if you're here something has gone terribly wrong in your life

i write fic sometimes

ao3: eddycocaine

[beckins]

Mike Carden circa 2005

[needlesslywild]

Chapters: 1/? Fandom: The Academy Is… Rating: Mature Warnings: No Archive Warnings Apply Relationships: William Beckett/Mike Carden, Andy “Butcher” Mrotek/Adam Siska, Past William Beckett/Tom Conrad (Implied) Characters: William Beckett, Mike Carden, Andy “The Butcher” Mrotek, Adam Siska, Mary the Sheep Additional Tags: Alternate Universe - Farm/Ranch, Alternate Universe - Bed & Breakfast, Cows, Chickens, Temporarily Unrequited Love, Repression, Sexual Tension, Internalized Homophobia, Slow Burn, Mike “Sexually Normal Man” Carden, Mike Carden is an Asshole, William Beckett is Stressed, Family Issues, Accidental Voyeurism, Period-Typical Homophobia, I’m sorry to Tom. I’m sure he’s a very nice guy but for the purposes of this fic he is Bill’s evil ex <3 Summary:

January 2009. William Beckett has been running the White Oak Farm and old-fashioned bed & breakfast for two years—since his grandparents passed. He has some help—Sisky, who is like his little brother, and the Butcher, far too sweet and far too fond of animals for his own good, an artist who “rents” an empty barn where he’s converted the hayloft into a small apartment/studio—but, really, life as the proprietor of a small inn is… a bit lonely.

That is, until Mike Carden checks in.

Based on an idea that Natalie and I cooked up around eight years ago. Thanks to The Sandbox, TAI 18+, and [redacted].

[billcardenqueen]

[ozempicofficial]

[lycanshelby]

Starting a collection

[unyieldingsilence]

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[billcardenqueen]

"partner in crime" and the crime? sodomy

[i-adapt-posts-into-morse]

Visit Original Link

[findmyfears]

happy pride month!! remember that gif i posted back in november? well, heres the full / video version of it!! enjoy ˶ᵔ ᵕ ᵔ˶

[billcardenqueen]

william and mike some time in 2002

[billcardenqueen]

warped tour 2006

[smileymoth]

lets play faggots together

[billcardenqueen]

😭😭😭😭 this was so sweet im cryin a lil 😭😭😭 i remember reading (and writing) fic with my bestie over the phone way back in the day so this pulled on my heart strings and made me very nostalgic in a very specific way 😭😭😭😭😭

[billcardenqueen]

the way he's about to bust out of that shirt and im being super normal about it

[billcardenqueen]

[billcarden]

babe wake up mike hitting ryan consensually and they're girls just dropped

[beckins]

Touches your wires tender style…

[guiltfactory]

when the top is moaning like he's the one getting fucked

[guiltfactory]

and the bottom is silent

[billcardenqueen]

excuse me