Billy G’s #1 Biggest Fan

⊞ Supposed to be a rare photo archives but now I’m just posting whatever Bill Things I have. ⊞ I DO NOT OWN ANY OF THESE PHOTOGRAPHS/Videos/ECT ⊞ my art Blog: Bill-augatesm.⊞

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I'm been asking..do you have pics of steve but like he's very body tea?

The only one I can think of right now at the top of my head is the Reeds College robe photo because it looked like he had a fat ass, but that’s kind of cheating since a robe can accentuate anyone’s hips, I still think this photo is funny as shit though. Actually, if you’re not talking about young Steve specifically, find any from late 90s-2007(ish). Whatever jeans he’s wearing was giving him a fat ass and it’s ridiculous.

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How we feeling now that baby Billy G's got his name Plastered on Them Epstein files ?

Thanks for checking in anon, I’m more surprised that the entire Jobs household besides Steve is in it

(albeit Laurene was already publically known a few years back, it’s kind of gnarly that they’re now calling her Atlantic CEO for the first time instead of “Steve Jobs’s widow”)

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Meaningless Billies cause I found random crumbs in my iCloud and can’t remember where I got these from.

Well, besides that last one.

The cover photo of May 1984's Net magazine shows Bill Gates sitting at a Nokia PC on Kutomotie. The caption says "What could have happened if Bill Gates, Pentti Mäkipää and Pertti Ruosaari had worked longer with the Nokia PC and MS-DOS. Bill Gates owns and runs Microsoft Corporation, whose product is MS-DOS, which has become the operating system standard for 16-bit microcomputers." — (link)

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Can you give us more Teve job x John art. I try to submit on your Autism account but it did not work. Pls you are giving us too much microapple and not enough teve x sculley when they were literally in love with each other. Read the teve biography bro

The funniest part of this ASK is the concept of reading about Aspenshipping from SteveJ’s biography and not Sculleys. If you think that was already romantic enough, you’re in for a surprise, anon

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What would you do if someone managed to find proof that Bill gate and Teve job were actually dating each other at some point in time

Unironically AND Ironically, them being DL bisexuals would be less interesting (yet hilarious) than two straight-semi-bi-curious guys mentally undressing each-other with computer talk, that and real life occurrences so trope-y that it would fall into narrative fiction if they hadn’t stuck “biography” onto it

However, I’d celebrate for being on the #right side of history and then annoyingly wouldn’t shut up about Microapple actually being canon if that were to happen, if there WERE legitimate gay allegations coming out about Steve Jobs for whatever reason though, my first thought would be some random ass guy from 1979 going “yes I’ve FUCKED Steve Jobs and he was a fucking FREAK” instead of his decade long business rival

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MAY 2ND 1985

Reuped in gif format cause I can’t tell if tumblr completely assassinated my video (ugh). Again, HUGE giant ENORMOUS thanks to @ellllllee for bringing this to our attention!

Watch the FULL HERE and HERE.

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What is ur least favorite photo of Bill

For some reason I thought I dreamt this ask,

it’s funny cause I also made this story before you sent this(pic left), fess up you guys… anyway I can’t say I have a genuine dislike for a specific photo cause they all take such ugly photos of him in his lates 20s-30s+ (plus it’s funny seeing grimey looking bills) what I’m salty about however is when he actually looks nice and has potential on a good day, but the photographers truly could not salvage it (pic right)

I really wish Bill photographers took more photos that complements his color pallette, these bottom ones are so damn cute and nice next to his peachy tone(also I like images of bill showing his socks and dainty shoes in general). I don’t mind an ugly photo as much if it’s nice to look at but somehow these people take photos of him like they’re in a zoo and COMPUTER ENHANCE every detail. But you asked me about what bill photos I hate so… blows raspberries

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*I try to kill you but my friends hold me down.

I start shaking uncontrollably on the ground.*

Give us photos of Bill Gates with No Glasses on Now! We know where you Live!

I think there’s already multiple on this page, but thank you again, desperateanon…

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Give us Photo of Bill Gates with no shirt on Now or we kill you. Last chance, Michael. Yes we know your name

Love you too, desperate anonnie(s? We? The voices?) …this is really funny cause I do have a photo of Bill shirtless on my page.

Two, actually. Ca’mon anons, scroll down further on my blog, you guys are missing the fuck out

— signed, Michael C. Gates

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Bro where are you getting all of your rare bill gates content from???

I think I’ve answered a similar one here ! TLDR: lurk+read moar

I’ll add another tip that: sometimes you’d just stumble on one or another while you’re searching for something, when I want to pass the time, I read archives of 70s-90s Tech Magazines, Playboy, NYT ect ect,… (don’t be afraid to email people about a specific content, though these photographers must hate my ass). Just be really literal and dramatic if you see someone mention something “John Doe photographed him on XYZ date? I need to find more of John Doe’s work and see if he got alternative pictures too”, “the description under this picture says it was photographed on Jan 15 1978 so I need to figure out what publication/article/event happened on that time”

it’s a little stalkerish but as long as you’re happy, anon…

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FORBES ASAP 28/2/1994

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FORBES ASAP 28/2/1994

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OOT for this account but when hasn’t it

MacTeam 90s edition, not sure what the British flag is supposed to insinuate here…

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CIRCA 1985 UNIX WORLD MAGAZINE

Wanted to post this in full for the sake of all the Gatesophiles, but nothing flashy

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Outfits for the Macintosh Dating game

The photos were released in a 1984 MacWorld Magazine

+one lost video clip with the sound cut off, I couldn’t find any full length version unfortunately ! (Clip below’s from 1983)

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Every few months I find a new angle of him wearing that damn Macintosh shirt

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UPLOADED ON THE WRONG ACCOUNT ignore that

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i developed an interest in bill gates and it got me into american entrepreneurs in general. i’m mostly into app/website developers now but my gates fixation is sitill strong so thanks for posting these clips / photos ^_^! keep it up

you guys flatter me..... unfortunately i've been mostly inactive on these accounts, and since has gotten caught up on other bios/reads aswell(that's too off-topic to post on here), but no-worries, my Billy flame is still VERY much alive, and i'll still post billy stuff if i stumble upon it when im bored