Professional Yapper

The act of sex should only be performed for the sake of comedy

[gayhoediaz]

the best fic you have ever read in your entire fucking stupid life: written by anonymous

[gigglinkreblog]

@billy-cockblock

[billy-cockblock]

[billy-cockblock]

Felt the closest thing to lust that I think I’ll ever feel. Got sent to a training for something I’d never heard of, thought it might’ve been an acronym, but then I walked into the shop and saw her. The scag. Holy moly she’s a beast and I get to ride her

[spin-the-wheel-polls]

you have this superpower! BUT you have this side-effect

is it worth it?

yes!!

the side effect is bad but ITS WORTH IT

meh it's okay

the side effect makes it unusable/not worth it

Results/option I didn't think of

Voting ended onMay 20

[billy-cockblock]

I got asked “would you like your usual” at my favorite brunch place this morning, this is how I know I’ve made it

[wazzappp]

Have YOU ever wanted to read a man burning to death and mutating afterwards via the evolution of an alien microbe detailed on a chemical level? Of course you have. Read phagocytosis by my goat @billy-cockblock I am no longer asking. This vanta black slime man has my entire heart.

[billy-cockblock]

​I forgot to reblog this the other day but you have KILLED ME YOU KILLED ME WITH THIS BECAUSE I GOT TOO EXCITED AND DIED. THATS MY GOOPY GOOBER!!! MY GOOPY GUY AND HIS ROUGH GLOW UP (or down since no light gets through astrophage haha) PHASE!!! I put him through so much but at least he’ll get to give Rocky a real hug once he’s over the whole dying and coming back wrong and being a highly volatile substance and no longer human 😁

[no-nic]

finally 🧪 a leaky space blob

another excursion into watercolor body horror ^^

illustration for the fic Phagocytosis by an anonymous ao3 author; content includes gore, body horror, a human in contact with hot ammonia, astrophage evolving in real time, regular horror, and a hopeful ending

[billy-cockblock]

Hey I’m exploding hey I’m blowing up HEY I’M COMBUSTING-

TAKE MY SOUL, TAKE IT!!!!! YOU DESERVE IT!!!!!!

It looks so GOOD!!!! You drew Grace’s hands exact how I imagined them, and how he’s curled up and vulnerable in the bottom one- GAH!!!!! SO AMZE AMAZE AMAZE!!!!!

[billy-cockblock]

When will they invent a spring semester that doesn’t suck your soul out through your asshole

[poo2utoo]

Here's the second phm comic since many liked the first one B⁠-⁠)

[birbliophile]

made a thing.

[billy-cockblock]

Will I look up real world case studies with graphic photos of chemical burns just to make a few lines in a fanfiction more accurate?

Yes. Yes I will.

[aroace-ryland-grace]

pondering my orb (rocky) #myorb

[wazzappp]

Iron Lung keychains are now available on my Etsy! Get your emotional support pocket Simon (you will be the one providing the emotional support).

[wazzappp]

Simon has many uses!! Emotional support, decoration, bait...

Im gonna have to wait for a report from @billy-cockblock to see how well he actually works though.

[billy-cockblock]

USPS, I know that a box cannot fit in my tiny mailbox, THAT IS WHY WE HAVE AN OFFICE TO RECEIVE PACKAGES

GIVE ME MY LEECHES ITS KINDA TIME SENSITIVE

[billy-cockblock]

HALLELUJAH LEECHES RETRIEVED

[billy-cockblock]

USPS, I know that a box cannot fit in my tiny mailbox, THAT IS WHY WE HAVE AN OFFICE TO RECEIVE PACKAGES

GIVE ME MY LEECHES ITS KINDA TIME SENSITIVE

[billy-cockblock]

Why do I only get the motivation to try and draw when I have one william things to do and I’m heavily caffeinated so my hands shake like a mother fucker and I can’t draw a straight line. I want to make silly picture but my hands create nonsensical lined hot garbage

[billy-cockblock]

Social anxiety so bad you feel emotions comparable to having a gun to your head hours after you had to talk to less than 10 strangers

[wazzappp]

WOW a lot of you really liked my Iron Lung comic! I don’t know how feasible it would be to make a comic spanning the full movie, but I think the first 5 minutes should be doable, so that’s the goal right now. More to come soon hopefully o7