Reel-to-Reel to Real (Too Real)

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(dracula flow voice) sm-13 zaza put me in an iron lung. i'm smoking that shit that made the rapture quiet. 62 dead after the sesh. this shit ain't nothing to me man. ripped my own arm off because it was just holding me back. got an xray camera, i see right through my opps. i must be a butcher the way i got such prime meat. i fuck like it's for survival. iced her with just my wood, that was her last seed. they call me simon because they always do what i say

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life going nowhere

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Do you have an artfight by any chance?? Your art is so yummy and shaped, I would love to draw some of your characters!!

no, i don't do artfight. never seemed worth the hassle!

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seeing random rp blogs have a really long back-and-forth on one of my drawings and just knowing i could do something reeeeally funny with the block button right now

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imagine you're chatting with a buddy of yours at a patio cafe or something and all of a sudden the manager picks your buddy up mid-conversation and throws them to the curb and bans them from the cafe for life for no reason but leaves you alone just fine

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seeing random rp blogs have a really long back-and-forth on one of my drawings and just knowing i could do something reeeeally funny with the block button right now

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my two, count 'em, two, bloodymary posts have been DOMINATING my activity feed. my god i feel like i dropped a sandwich on an anthill. time to make more sammiches

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absolutely banana-sandwiches comment on this pinterest pin

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Is this some well established conspiracy or smth?

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with your help, it can be.

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i keep liking posts about hawkeye (m*a*s*h) so my tumblr fyp keeps suggesting me posts about hawkeye (marvel) but just now it went full circle and showed me a meme about hawkeye (last of the mohicans)

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okay now it's throwing in hawkeye (fullmetal alchemist) please tumblr just take the hint when i click Not Interested In This Post. i'm really truly only interested in seeing alan alda drinking horrible martinis and getting elbow deep in gore so please spare me your red herring hawkeyes and show me the shrimp

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watching project hail mary is for people whose most formative mario memory was dicking around with the rocket nozzle in delfino plaza and watching iron lung is for people whose most formative mario memory was getting scared in dire dire docks

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Just wanna say, as a trans guy who uses he/it pronouns, finding your Stucky art has been a real treat, those two meant so much to me when I was 14 and I love your art and the way you depict them!

thank you!!! always honored to get such wonderful feedback with such well-established fan-favorites like steve and bucky... even with how much i've drawn them it still feels like the pressure's on x)

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oh my god a second dad has found the yaoi

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christ i forgot how much it sucks to have a sunburn on your back/shoulders. i woke up laying on my back this morning and the way my position was putting this kind of pulling pressure on my shoulderblades made me feel like i was a bug dying on a strip of flypaper

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god but it does feel good to flex the crackshipping muscles... been a minute. and i think it's really a skill that can improve/atrophy— i.e. the way you have to intuit the rails you need to not go completely off of so there's this sense of consistency both in the internal logic of the dynamic and with the connection to the source fiction. you can't actually see where the floor is and have to feel out the clear glass in midair. am i self aggrandizing? yeah probablyyyyy bc this is a nightblogging post that has been deceptively queued for noon

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also i'm sorry i draw grace rocking that y2k swag with how baggy i make his jumpsuit but i'm not going to stop for god or anyone

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got slightly sunburnt in some random spots at the beach today but seeing as we also escaped from a big ol shark sneaking up on us wayyy too close for comfort in such opaque water i'm still going to tally the beach visit as a win overall

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"yuckydisgusting bloodsoaked hug within moments of getting simon out of that sub" has been word-of-god confirmed canon