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Billy: How do you like your coffee?

Steve: As dark and bitter as my soul.

Billy: One vanilla latte with extra sugar and whipped cream coming right up.

#just the plain truth

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Harringrove Couple’s Therapy

Therapist: So, let’s start with you Steve. What makes you unhappy in this relationship?

Steve (in tears): I don’t know what to do again. I’m at my limit with him.

Therapist: What did he do? Or What does he do, that makes you question your relationship?

Steve (calming himself, while Billy rolls his eyes): He keeps messing up my hair!

Therapist: *…*

Steve (a little bit angry now): I spend hours at a time carefully styling it and this… asshole just runs his fingers through it and ruins the whole thing! I’m tired and I’m done Doc!“

Therapist: Mr Hargrove?

Billy (shrugging, an innocent look on his face): I don’t know what to tell you Doc. He has pullable hair and he always likes it when I tug on it when we’re fucking.

Steve (clearly blushing): ●…●

Therapist: 0_0

Billy and Steve: -…-

#I'm done #so done #Harringrove

hatchetmode

based on this post

#lmaaaaooo #nooo #billy hargrove

This could be Steve so much

#Steve Harrington #lookalike #lmao #stranger things

moonlightstanlon

petition for steve harrington to wear johnny depp’s crop top from nightmare on elm street in stranger things 3

#clearly Steves outfit #Steve Harrington #is that uuu

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Hargrove and Harrington are alphabetically similar making it very easy for them to get paired together for school projects just saying

eightiesboys

HHHHH i can just imagine steve crossing his fingers every time the teacher announces their partners one by one, murmuring under his breath “please not hargrove, please not hargrove” over and over even when he sure as hell know it’s going to be billy skdjdk like he even has the audacity to look devastated when the teacher calls out “hargrove and harrington” while billy just shoots him a look from across the room, as if saying, get the fuck over it, harrington

#this is my jam #Billy/Steve

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♛ Drew my @billys-cigarettes ♛

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MA BABY DREW ME !!!!!

#I LOVE YOU

hoppnhorn

OKAY BUT LISTEN

what if Billy and Steve find another gate while they’re out patrolling for demodogs and they step through…into another dimension. But in THIS dimension, there’s no floating mold or monsters, but a weird show called Stranger Things. They stroll into a convention in the middle of nowhere Indiana (apparently they aren’t in Hawkins anymore, Toto) and Billy is horrified at the number of people wielding nail-studded bats and wearing sunglasses. Steve can’t speak for a solid five minutes and people keep coming up to them and saying “YOU GUYS LOOK AWESOME” and Billy keeps yelling at people for staring too close and Steve freezes at this one display and just numbly points.

“Billy…who is Joe Keery?”

“WHAT THE FUCK IS A DACRE?”

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YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! GIVEME MORE OF THIS!

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“I swear to god, if one more girl comes up to me and calls me a Dacre…”

“Billy look, there are TOYS. LOOK. Holy shit, Dustin is going to flip the hell out when he hears he’s a freaking action figure…”

“Where am I?”

“Uhhh…”

“Why don’t I have an action figure? I fight monsters too!”

“But…umm…well….I don’t think you do yet….on the show anyway.”

“WHAT SHOW?!”

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LMAOOO bonus points if they lose each other in the crowd and billy ends up backstage where he meets none other than joe, who blinks at him for several seconds before awkwardly laughing and saying, “hey dacre… didn’t know we were supposed to show up in-character” and billy squints his eyes at him and replies through gritted teeth, “you’re not my steve”

meanwhile steve bumps into dacre who’s just on his way backstage too, and as dacre greets him in full aussie accent, steve has a epiphany life-altering enough for the heavens to open up and angels to sing in the background as he stares at dacre and thinks, holy shit, billy would look so good with hair like that

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ok but has no one considered is they all actually run into each other at the same time? like joe running into steve and dacre running into billy and them all just staring at each other for a long few seconds billy finally breaks the silence and just stares at dacre and says “who the fuck are you?” and dacre just kind of glances at him for a second and steve and joe look at each other and then all hell breaks loose as in complete panic and confusion.

BONUS: steve and billy freaking out over modern smartphones when joe and dacre try calling security.

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KDJDKD then eventually steve and billy have to make a run for it because there is only so much security billy can take while wielding steve’s spiked bat and screeching “stay back! i’ve bashed demodogs with this and i’m not afraid to use it on the first fucko who tries anything– I SAID STAY BACK”

luckily they manage to find the same hole in the wall that they came through, and after a long moment of them just catching their breaths and processing what the fuck just happened, steve sits up and blinks very seriously at the grass. billy settles beside him and lets out a gruff “what?” because he’s known steve for quite a while to know what exactly that look is. it’s the I’m Having An Internal Crisis And No It’s Not About My Hair look.

“it’s nothing,” is steve’s automatic response, but when billy elbows him he sighs in defeat, knows that billy wouldn’t leave it alone now that he’s noticed. “it’s just– well, i guess i just feel weird about seeing other versions of ourselves like that. freakiness aside, it makes all of this,” he vaguely gestures to himself, “less special…? like, we’re not the only steve and billy running around the– the universe, or whatever.”

there’s a heavy pause after that, and steve, quickly realizing how dumb he must’ve sounded, refuses to look billy in the eye. he expects the other boy to just drop it with the way the silence stretches, but then after shifting around a bit so billy’s face is angled towards him, he replies, “i don’t know about you, but i sure as hell ain’t no daycare or whatever the fuck his name is.” billy rolls his shoulders, then continues, “whoever they are, that’s them. but this, here, right now? this is us, harrington. and nobody can take that away from me or you.”

steve blinks, eyes shining with something akin to awe. “billy, that was–”

then billy breaks the moment by waving a dismissive hand in the air. “anyway, fuck that noise,” he reaches into his jacket, a wild grin already on his face as he pulls out what steve vaguely remembers to be called a phone, only that it’s supposed to be smart. “how ‘bout we check what exactly this baby does, huh?”

(in an alternate universe, joe pats himself down and realizes he’s lost his phone. he quietly mourns the loss of all his glorious 6-second videos with his band and the kids, and hopes that it’s in safe hands.)

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I’m so glad I’m not the only weirdo who thought about scenarios like these oh my god

#that would be so fun #and weird af #billy hargrove #steve harrington #joe keery #dacre montgomery #also: daycare #lmao

eightiesboys

ok random thought but billy’s necklace has to hold some significant value in his life for him to wear it in literally every scene he has. whether it be something his mother passed on to him or a gift from a lover back in cali, i rly feel like it’s supposed to be a hint on who he is as a character

(aka: please duffers validate my billy hargrove lovin ass and show us his fucking backstory next season)

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I really hope it does and if it actually does the duffers missed out on a great fucking moment while Billy was getting ready for his date like Billy could have put it on or just like ran his fingers over the pendant

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HHHHH ok now i’m thinking about billy getting chased down by a demodog through the woods, and while he’s hiding behind a tree trying to catch his breath, billy reaches for his necklace, clutching the pendant while chanting in a quiet, desperate voice, “ma, please, not like this– it can’t end like this, ma– help me–” then he hears the audible cry of the monster, followed by a burst of yellow light that draws billy from his hiding place, blue eyes bright as he stares at none other than steve harrington standing a few feet away, the burning demodog writhing behind him as steve lowers his spiked bat and slowly says, “billy?”

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okay well now i’m thinking about billy during the first stages of him and steve’s relationship or even before they’re together and just laying in bed, holding the pendent and staring up at the dark ceiling and just talking to his mom about how wonderful steve is, because even if he doesn’t believe in a heaven, he does believe in a mother’s undying love. and just being like “hey ma, it’s me. i met this guy. his name is steve and he’s a rich pretty boy and i really like him. cause he’s so damn perfect. and i know that i haven’t been a good person but… i want to believe that i deserve him, y’know? it’s like he’s the one person in the world besides you who has ever seen me as more than just an asshole. like he’s the one good thing in this town.” and him having to whisper all of this because his dad is so suspicious of him all the time. and him just using these “conversations” as almost a method of therapy and his limited spirituality.

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i want to believe that i deserve him