Billy The Bad Elf

The story of how a good elf turned bad.

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This Is Billy

Life started out pretty normal for Billy.  He just sat on a shelf like a good elf should.

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Ouch! That hurt

Until one day he toppled off the shelf and hurt his back.

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Billy lost his job

Billy couldn't work so he went to the doctor for some pain meds.

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Beer Goggles

Since he wasn't working, Billy started spending time in bars picking up on trashy women.

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Alone time

Billy discovers online porn

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Strip Clubs

Soon Billy developed a taste for strippers.

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Then came the weed

It's 4:20 somewhere

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Big Pimpin'

Billy needed cash so he started pimpin' out them stripper ho's.

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Tough business

The pimpin' business in rough, Billy needed protection.

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It's hard out there for a pimp

Billy needed a bump

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Rock Bottom

Things started to go very bad for Billy after he took to the needle.

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Time to think

Billy needed to take a minute to clear his head.

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Billy gets some news

Billy gets some unexpected news courtesy of the Maury Povich Show.

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Time to clean up

Now that Billy's a father, it's time to sober up.