kayla

21 | she/her

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i have turned into a fucking meme. the epitome of gen z. i feel no regret other than constantly laughing in situations that shouldn’t be laughed at.

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i feel like a tire skid mark in the middle of a highway

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this speaks to me

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hMMMMMMMMMMMMMMM.

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me, rolling away on my paw patrol scooter made for a toddler: mmmm

the elmo doll, ominously laying down watching me: see ya later!

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teeth are just nature’s scissors

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my earrings have small loops and i never have to worry about losing my airpods because i can just stick the end through them

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don’t talk to me i legit said “you’re like six hours away” very seriously to someone who’s time zone is six hours ahead of mine

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me leaving my friend’s room for the first time today:

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*stuffs spaghetti down my pants* no one understands me

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i yearn for the chimken

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my friend doesn’t understand my ability to stay up until like 3:00-4:00 am and manage to get up at like 8:00-9:00 on some days and still function. frankly neither do i but it happens.

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so you know how there’s always been talks about “soulmates”? listen— what if we do have them? i’m being serious. soulmates are always related to romantic soulmates but what about platonic soulmates? friends that are so close together that they’re literally each other’s other halves? people always forget the other dynamics when it comes to relationships but... i’d like to believe that every person does have a soulmate. and it could be platonic, or romantic. but everyone does have that perfect other half out their somewhere.

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feet

so i can finally be a skintea legend, my friend and i decided to cut off my feet and just walk on my ankle bones

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is there a way to speak in comic sans?

if so where is the youtube tutorial for it?

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me and my other trash personalities self isolating together:

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imagine the soulmate au where your first words your soulmate says is tattooed on your arm but it’s in comic sans font