Woomy! ^w^

My gender? woomy ||  No pronouns, I'm actually very against nouns|| like fuckin uhhhh 5 centuries old (still a minor in elderich years so don't try anything gross) || hufflepuff 'cause #best house|| Booyah the fuck back or you'll get looked down upon by some lesbian talk show hosts

[sosuperawesome]

Varguyart on Instagram

[acegender]

explain your gender in 10 words or less without using boring words like “male”, “female”, “nonbinary”, “masculine”, “feminine” or “androgynous”.

go!

[bing0-b0ng0]

one of thos little heart plushies from the IKEA.....

[fluffibon-deactivated20190926]

D̵̮̿u̷͜͠ć̴͉̠̖̎̿̓̚k̵̰͂̊̈̑͆ś̴͕̰̈́̅͜ ̴̻̼̌̐̾̓ẃ̶͎̮̈́͛i̶̳̥͛͑͛̈ľ̴͈̤̱͝͠l̴̤͐̔ ̸͈̘̬͝ơ̶͙̣̼͊n̸͖͐e̷̛̩̪͎̹͔͑̓̿̾ ̷̳́̐͝d̷̪̖͛̔͌͝a̴̻͚̟̫̣͒̏͛͛͝y̶̹̣̚ ̷̰͖͉̣͓͑̓r̴̭̘̽̌͗͑͝u̴̡̠̼̻͐l̸͖͕̾̅é̶̬̰͎̓̈́͘ ̸̛̝̖͈̈̊͜t̵̮̺̬̳̓ͅĥ̷̯̲̟̖͕e̴̦̯̽̀̈́̉͐ͅ ̵̤̉͂̆̆͝E̵͓̳̐͌a̷̻̋̏͌r̶̡͕̪͛́̿͂t̶̢͙͚̾h̵̰̞̏͛̓̚ ̸͕̣͔̩͌a̸̱͎̎͂̈́͠n̸̡͋̍d̴͉̩͙̜̹̍ ̸̪͇͔̬͌̂ͅȳ̵̳̫̣ő̶̪̥̟̌̕u̵͍̫̥̐̏̕̚ ̶͔̳̜̼̭́ẇ̴̡̺̺i̴͎̋͛̆͆̏l̷̹͕̍͒̀͘͘l̷̨̟̬̱͉̂̀̔ ̴̨̻̩̭́͗̔̒͝a̶̫͉̙͌̈́̓l̵͕̻̃̓̊͜ḷ̶̖̮̔́̾ ̴̼̈̎͊p̷̬͍̿́͊̉̿a̴̘̽͐y̴̼̟̐̂ ̷̜̯̠̈́̀̏f̸̼̱̽̔͠o̶̧̒͐͆͒ŗ̴̨͖̮̯̕ ̸̛̤͎̱̒̋́y̶͎͉̻͗̅͗͊̓o̶̢̒͆͆̒͘ͅù̶̪̱͓̩̤̾̽͠r̵̡̞̘̚ ̷̗́̆͌̿̐s̷͚̦̱͒ḭ̶͕̮͎̘̂̾̚͘ǹ̵̨̹͔̬̅͊͛͝s̸̟͂͂ ̶͇͛w̸͎̝̱̿̀̄͋͘i̷̦̅͐̏͝t̴͎͓̫̳̳͐̓̌ẖ̷̦̞͊̋ ̸̳̤̆̂̈̎b̶̘̼̃̈́̒̓͆r̷̹̫̹͎̩̊̚é̵̼̥̫͔̾̈́̽ḁ̸̈́̌͆̍d̸͈̏͜͝.̴̡̗̬̟̼̈͂̉̕̚

̸̘͇͊̃̔

̴̧͇̙̟̫̐́Y̴͇̞̾̋́ͅo̴̢͕͖͛̊u̶̧̧̺̰̓͌͐́͑ ̶̡̞͍͗͂̎̕ḩ̴̗̙̫̂a̶̳̠̩̙͒d̸̝̣̋̋̂ ̶͇̆̾͂b̸͉͍͖͖̉e̶̜̤̪͐̑͐͒ẗ̶̢́̈́t̴͈͌̆̉̚ͅẹ̸͓̾͑͝ͅr̶̨͉̭͌ ̵͚͙̇͌͌̃͂g̸̼̫̣̫̀̓̑͘e̴̼͋ţ̸̞̝̐ ̵̗́̈͛͘͠b̷̻̝̬̼͗́̽͂͌ͅa̷͓̗̟͛̈́͘͜ǩ̵̹̌́i̵̢̮͚̘̋̀̚n̸̘̦͖͐͌̌̈́g̵̜͕̐.̷̨̨̳̭̥̐

[eternal-fractal]

Wow! I cant read any of this!

[fluffibon-deactivated20190926]

T̶̘̰͔̫͋͛͒̀̕h̶̨̛̫̒ē̵̖͌͂̃ņ̸̜͚̖̤̄͑ ̵̞̃̕ÿ̴̛̛̜̻́̔ó̴̦̼̬͖͂͊͋u̵̧̮̝͍̅͒͜ ̸̳̝̟͇͗̀̌͆͠ẅ̴͇́͌̀̾͆i̷̝͌l̵̞͍̫̇͋̆̈l̵̘͑ ̸̧̱̮̋b̶̛̯͙e̵͔̦̊̀̈́͐͝ ̵̻̟́̌̀̐ư̴͖͍̗̅n̶̨̝͇̫͛͊̅͠p̴̰̭͙͂̏́̄͜ͅr̷͑ͅe̷̺̼̟͎̗͛p̸̤̜̍͒̂͆̊a̷̧̠̰̞̬̓̑͝r̴̜͍̩̾e̸̻͔̺̾̀͘d̶̬̥͚̘̳͗.̵͈͇̪̋̏͝

̵̟̲̄P̶̲̝̬̦͍̍͠è̶̛̙͈̬͖̮̈́̐̏r̶͇̽͗̅̚͝ḩ̸̦̩͍́͛̍̐a̴̝̩̩͐̎͒̿͝p̴̈́̏̍͝ͅs̸̛̯̘̀͘ ̶̨͇̝̀̇͌̚t̷̺̠̯̍̇h̴̨̤̦͕̫̃͂̈a̴̝͇͕̗̞̐̿̈͐t̵̜̪͎̺̉̊̃̅ ̸̿͛͘͜ȉ̶̘̗̱̱̠͛̿͘s̶̪̙̽ͅͅ ̶͚͔́̓̏͘͝f̸̭͉̣̰̲̀͛͠ȯ̷̧̰̠͊̌͝r̵͙̆ ̴̙̆̋̉ţ̸͚̬̜̑̈́̿̕͠h̴͈̼̿͘ȇ̴͕͔̥̈́ ̴̙̝͌͂b̷̡̥͕̮͖̃̌̑è̸̯̾̑͘͘s̴̮̞̦̎̂͌̚t̷̝͂̽.̵̣̽͘

[eternal-fractal]

Is there a translator for this?

[khaos-kore]

It says:

Ducks will one day rule the earth and you will all pay for your sins with bread.

You had better get baking.

Then you will be unprepared.

Perhaps that is for the best.

You’re welcome kid, and yes, I can read these no prob.

[eternal-fractal]

Time to bat some rebellious ducks

[fluffibon-deactivated20190926]

[eternal-fractal]

You heard me. I’m gonna crack some ducks heads in with a metal bat If they try shit

[the-worm-man]

no, give the ducks bread if they try anything it’s bad for them

[awkward-scarfy-boi-deactivated2]

Actually don’t give ducks bread, it’s bad for them.

[the-worm-man]

we’re talking life or death situation here scarfy

[kortzite]

this is how jojo characters named shit like calzone margarita act when their stand that’s called kool aid and frozen pizza (soda and frosted paninis) uses reflections of the sun on raindrops to create spacial anomalies within a 3 meter radius of their fist that they’ve dislocated and thrown to the other side of the room and is now literally murdering someone by turning their esophagus into an airplane

[bing0-b0ng0]

this made me laugh innapropriately hard

[mostlysignssomeportents]

Microsoft announces it will shut down ebook program and confiscate its customers' libraries

Microsoft has a DRM-locked ebook store that isn’t making enough money, so they’re shutting it down and taking away every book that every one of its customers acquired effective July 1.

Customers will receive refunds.

This puts the difference between DRM-locked media and unencumbered media into sharp contrast. I have bought a lot of MP3s over the years, thousands of them, and many of the retailers I purchased from are long gone, but I still have the MP3s. Likewise, I have bought many books from long-defunct booksellers and even defunct publishers, but I still own those books.

When I was a bookseller, nothing I could do would result in your losing the book that I sold you. If I regretted selling you a book, I didn’t get to break into your house and steal it, even if I left you a cash refund for the price you paid.

People sometimes treat me like my decision not to sell my books through Amazon’s Audible is irrational (Audible will not let writers or publisher opt to sell their books without DRM), but if you think Amazon is immune to this kind of shenanigans, you are sadly mistaken. My books matter a lot to me. I just paid $8,000 to have a container full of books shipped from a storage locker in the UK to our home in LA so I can be closer to them. The idea that the books I buy can be relegated to some kind of fucking software license is the most grotesque and awful thing I can imagine: if the publishing industry deliberately set out to destroy any sense of intrinsic, civilization-supporting value in literary works, they could not have done a better job.

https://boingboing.net/2019/04/02/burning-libraries.html

[lesbiendermans]

[bing0-b0ng0]

really dislike this format

[neetols]

A comic, loosely based on a real conversation

[follow-championsofmyheart]

carol the first time she sees valkyrie:

[dragon-out-of-water]

I’m just gonna post this everywhere and hope he sees this one day.

[bing0-b0ng0]

op.....

[blackqueerblog]

These stories are deeply depressing.

[caroldanversenthusiast]

brie liked fan art that was posted without credit to the original artist and then immediately apologized to the artist and retweeted multiple drawings they had done (@lightningstrikes-art is their tumblr check em out :))

you bet i don’t know a sweeter human

[clairabow-archive]

[hashtagloveloses]

Comrade Vine died for Workers Rights™

[grendelmenz-deactivated20200929]

It’s a friendship kiss

[bing0-b0ng0]

OK BUT I SHIP THIS SO MUCH AND ITS NOT OK HOW HOT BRIE LARSON IS AND ADJFOSDIJKSFNBHVUJSEFBQ)(AWDPJOWNVBHDAKHLJol

[strawbzone]

the 4 emotions im capable of

[rvexillology]

Flag of Japan but it’s made out of two halves of two Japanese flags of slightly unequal proportions

from /r/vexillologycirclejerk Top comment: this is pain

[bing0-b0ng0]

I AM UN-COMFORT-TABLE

[fivesumbrella]