wemblerry

youre either here for seals or something unbecoming he/him country boy queerbo Biology major, ask me for seal and tree facts The world is full of things I dont know but hope to learn tomorrow.

[muppetlesbian]

Those people who constantly reblog your stuff but you never really talk:

[fagseal]

Betrayed by my own damn housemate bruh

[ozempicofficial]

[enba-and-luka]

[therealbonsaikitten]

It’s here… sealvert…

[bourtange]

republicans: homeless people should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

democrats: persons experiencing houselessness should be ground into sausage and fed to schoolchildren

[halondrus]

Lady in drive through had a bearded dragon sitting on her boobs and she held it up and let me pet it. killing myself canceled

[halondrus]

art is not my strong suit but this is my best recreation of what i saw when i opened the window. i have to emphasize that she was supermodel levels of gorgeous

[pterribledinosaurdrawings]

how it feels to message a friend who's having Problems that you can't do anything to help with.

[free-my-mindd]

[enki2]

[maybeasunflower]

[bar0n19]

1 seal for every time ive gotten mad at the government recently

[churrotowns]

since it’s pride month, throwback to this beautiful cover and this wholesome interaction between two icons

[ladyshinga]

trying so hard to get some work done today but all i can think about is Gluten Free Violence

[alpineig]

@gf-thin-cracker

[gf-thin-cracker]

@gluten-free-meth

[gluten-free-meth]

@gluten-free-amphetamine @gluten-free-lap-dances

[pansyfemme]

“never kill yourself” is such a funny phrase to me that i think it’s accidently started working. its like an affrimation. say ‘never kill yourself’ enough times as a joke and maybe you won’t try to kill yourself over minor inconviences anymore

[venatoris]

i made this image for the express purpose of this

[charlesoberonn]

[fellator]

this fetish stuff is getting out of hand what the fuck is word play

[oldmanyaoi-jpeg]

saw a woman going through tsa with a plush creeper backpack and this image materialized perfectly in my mind

[pukicho]

I like men

I'll... I'll inform men...