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eggplantsalad

Kaori Sakamoto (JPN): A Million Dreams » 2026 Winter Olympics - Exhibition Gala

*dusts off year long unused tumblr account* is anyone still here?

janinegregory

#🥰🙄

houseofwolvcs

gerard’s valuable insight on twilight.

opus3no1

philharmonic cheddar.

vietnyamese

[kisses you] is this cringe bro? [kisses you harder] is this fail? is this going in your cringe comp?

boyworstie

cas trying to figure out the best way to say goodbye to dean while professing his love for him at the same time:

frawgs

if ur rich send me money i’m not even kidding wtf are u going to do with it? buy another kitchen island fuck you

bidoctor

gif request meme | @oranges8hands asked: the good place + favorite minor character

fourdrinkamy

why is this so fucking funny

caoten

wanna hear a wild story? my brother’s history professor is closing in on 80 and basically lives at the university. one night my brother visited him for a meeting, and it came up that my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle the following day. and his professor busts out: “ah, that reminds me of my youth!”

he then proceeded to tell the tale of when he and his friends went backpacking to greece back in their early 20s. then one day they found themselves completely penniless. so they decided that the only reasonable thing to do was to set up acrobatic shows in skimpy outfits on the beach at day, and then drink up the money at night.

after a week or so they gained some traction, and a gang of young greek men walked up to them like “hey y’all are cool as hell, can we join y’all for drinks tonight?” and my brother’s professor was like “of course! y’all have to wear these revealing outfits and do somersaults with us tho” and the greek gang said “sounds dope. y’all are invited to live with us for however long y’all want.”

anyhow, they proceeded to live like this for the better part of 3 months, doing shows, drinking, and sleeping at the greek gang’s apartment. but after a while they decided enough was enough, and said thank you for everything, but we’re going back to sweden now. and the greeks said “sure! love y’all have a safe trip xx”

half a year later my brother’s professor gets contacted by the greek police. they ask him about the months they spent in greece, and then informs him that their greek friends have been convicted of serial homicide and robbery. that the group of young greek men had joined up with several tourist groups for several years “for drinks”, and then killed and robbed them all, terrorising the beach city for several years. with one exception, of course, because “this one group of swedish acrobats in slutty strongman suits were just ‘so damn nice’”.

and that’s the story of how one swedish history university professor survived sharing a flat with a group of serial killers for several months by performing acrobatics in slutty outfits on the beach. moral of the story? be kind of heart, thicc of ass.

antique-scarecrow

how on earth was “my brother was gonna be performing as a court jester at the castle” the least exciting part of this post

podcastwizard

hearing the john mulaney “do my friends hate me or do i just need to go to sleep” bit is the best thing to have happened for my mental health because every time i’m afraid my friends hate me it’s around the time i should be going the fuck to sleep

bladesandstars

I read somewhere “if you feel like everyone hates you you need to sleep and if you feel like you hate everyone else you need to eat” and it was honestly world-shattering and I wish I’d heard it years ago!